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*Tony and Obadiah were facing each other on the roof, their suits shining bright and radiantly in the moonlight and getting in each other's eyes*
You've finally outdone yourself, Tony! Made you're Father proud.
*Tony clenched a little, inside his suit*
Obadiah: You tried to rid the world of Halloween, and you gave it's best candy!
*Obadiah held out a delicious looking chocolate bar, half rapped, the chocolate that melted slightly from where Obadiah sat on it looked so delectable. Tony's mouth was watering*
Obadiah: And now... I'm gonna kill ya with it.
Tony knew he had to act fast.
Tony: Pepper! Give me a quarter for the gumball-machine!
Pepper: You'll gain weight!
Tony: JUST DO IT!
Pepper tossed him the quarter and he caught magnificently, put it inside the gumball machine and got a gumball but was slightly disappointed because he had hoped for a blue gumball, not an orange one.
Obadiah: agh-AGH-AAAGHH!
*Obadiah tragically died of a stomachache*
Tony and Pepper cheered unceremoniously and because they didn't have any hats to throw in the air, they threw their heads instead.
FIN
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