Sam Winchetter was sitting in the motel. He was watching larry the Cable guy. he cackled at the top of his lungs! "What a hoot" he exclaims. castiel watched him in anger. Larry the cable guy was the most sinful human being, castiel thought to his self.

Castiel got up from where he was perching inside of bed. he was angrey. Extrmely angry. there was only one way to solve this, and it was to unvite over the funniest person he knew.

"ring" said the phone and casteil called his brother. "Grabiel." he asked. Gabriel picked up his cell phone.

"Well hello Casitel what a pleasur it is to get a call from you but what do you want?" he askes, busy flossing his teeth. When people are making jokes all the time and smiling like gabriel it is a god idea to have clean teeth so they laugh at yor jokes and not your poor dental hygiene.

"I want you to come over here rigt this instant Gabe!" Castiel barked into the phone! Gabriel was upset at the loud and gently sat aside his floss. he smacked his teeth, thinking.

"What's going on?" he asked."why"

"Sam needs your help it is dire and only my help alone is not enough!" castiel begged him. Gabriel smiled devilishly despite being an angle. Suddenly he arrived and tapped castiel on his tretchcoat covered shoulder! "oh my gosh!" castiel screams "you scared me, dude." gabriel gave him a friendly bro punch.

"Sammy!" gabriel shouts opening his arm for a hug but sam friendzones ihm and would only hug him if he had a hat witha fishing hook on it and a flannel shirt with the sleeves ripped off. This, to Sam, was the image of perfect manliness. Gariel begins to pout. "You haven't seen me in so long and you won't even hug me? What is the dealio with that nonsense?"

"be quiet, gabriel, i am busy watching a video." Gabriels intrest was peeked. He peered over sam's broad shoulder to the computer screen to the see the sweaty hammy face of one lawrence the cable guy the third. Gabriel could not beleive what he was seeing with his own two eyes! lary continued to shout unintelligible noises out of his mouth that he disguised as "jokes". Gabrel could not bare witness to sam's brain turning to mush before his and casitels very own eyes. he unplgged the computer.

"DUDE!" sam screamed. "what EVEN is WITH you DUDE!" same was SO UPSET. he was inthe MIDDLE OF A VERY IMPORTANT COMEDY ROUTINE INVOLVING FISH AND CRACKER BARREL.

"I'm going to teach you what a real humor is, bud," gabriel told him. Sam frowned.

"Only the best stand up cambodians know what real humor is. I dont see you standing up or telling jokes." Gabriel realized that was true and qucikly got up off the arm of the couch that he was previously sitting on before Same said that and before he stood up.

"Alright, fella. Get ready to blow your socks off!" he cracked his nuckles. Then he cracked his funny bone. It was going to need a lot of cracking in oreder to get warmed up. he had not used it in quite some time (5 hours to be exact). "Are you ready for my fist joke?"

"Yes" sam was actually getting excited.

"Women's rights!" sam gasped. castiel gasped. dean woke up fom the bed and gasped. everyone was gasping. gabriel was never found again

the end