P.B. was working on one of her experiments when— DUN, DUN, DUUN —something went wrong.
Kay, so. Lemme start from...two weeks ago, instead—when it all started. Wait, before it all started. Weell, sort of...sort of...sort of the beginning, because it led up to the beginning, so, technically, yeah.
It "started" in Ooo. Me, I was just lying there. In the grass. Staring at a pepper that I was holding, that had a half bitten off. I was chewing it slowly, enjoying the pain. I don't know why I was enjoying the pain.
I was picking off peppers from the tree next to me, in case you were wondering.
Crunch, crunch, smunch, phhthphth
The ground began to rumble, and there stood, right in front of me, a giant dog. BET YOU KNOW HIS NAME.
"Hey, Jake! Why you so big?"
"I don' know. I can't shrink for some reason." Then he fell over. I thought he tripped over a log, but it turned out to be a girl.
A human girl.
(DUN DUN DUUN)
From the shock of it, Jake shrunk like a balloon. Weeeeeeezzzzzz
The girl started screeching, so I started staring. It was cold, so she was wearing a sweater, and the sweater was soaked with blood. Huh.
Me and Jake walked over to make sure everything was okay. Turned out it wasn't. She thought she'd broken every bone in her body and blah, so we took her to P.B.
P.B. also thought that she had broken every bone in her body, so I said, "OFF WITH HER HEAD! I mean to help with the pain and stuff… you know."
"Finn! What's wrong with you?!" P.B. yelped. 'Maybe I should do a lobotomy on him.'