Author's Note: Since I have run out of acceptable formats of literature, I shall proceed to do something even stranger. This series is getting weirder still. My first ever – cross-over!
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or Hana Yori Dango
Hana Yori Shinigami
By annyenil
From: Tetsuzaemon Iba
To: Madarame Ikkaku; Ayasegawa Yumichika; Ukitake Jyuurshirou; Kuchiki Bykuya; Abarai Renji; Hisagi Shuhei
Subject: SMA CRISIS!! CALLING FOR HELP!!
Dearest Comrades,
Have you noticed lately that the women of Shinigami Women's Association has suddenly stopped tailing, and stopped taking photos of you? Do you ever wonder why? Is it that we have suddenly lost our charm to some philistine softies that beg for those stupid, shallow women's adulation? Yes it is.
Recently, there has been some sort of idol group known as the "Flower 4" from the human world which had been imported into Sereitei by Matsumoto Rangiku fukutaichou of the Tenth Division. It spread like wildfire throughout all the shojo magazines in Sereitei and now that is the topic of perfervid discussion on every women's lips in Sereitei.
Face it now, old boys. Our fighter days are over. Now women aren't the damsels in distress looking for us, their knight in shining armor. Now, they want "flower boys". The only way to correct this decadent phenomenon is for the Shinigami Men's Association to stand up against this and win it over.
So, my dearest friends. (And Kuchiki taichou, you will be of most assistance to us.) Please do join me in forming our own F4. The Fantastic Four. (Do you not think it has a ring to it? I came up with it while waiting for Komamura taichou in the toilet this morning.)
Please reply ASAP.
Let's be MAN together! – Iba