John. – SH

Sherlock? –JW

What is rimming? – SH

Oh, umm why? –JW

Lestrade mentioned it. – SH

What! what exactly did he say? –JW

Something about him and Mycroft. I hardly listened. – SH

... Oh My God. –JW

What? – SH

Umm, its to do with sex. –JW

Ah..- SH

yeah... –JW

But what is it… exactly? – SH

Umm well putting it politely its where you lick someone's arse... –JW

Ah..- SH

Greg was really talking about rimming? –JW

Yes and now I am absolutely revolted. – SH

Same here... –JW

Mostly because he was talking about doing it to my brother..- SH

Yeah, I'm feeling a little ill... –JW

Would you punch him for me please? – SH

I think I might just do that! –JW

Thank you. – SH

Where were you when he was telling you all this? –JW

The yard. – SH

OMG! he talks about their sex life at work? –JW

He was blabbing about something else and I wasn't listening and I think he just said it to get me to pay attention. – SH

Oh well I guess it worked... –JW

Yes and now I wish I could vomit. – SH

Haha serves you right for not paying attention in the first place. –JW

Shut up. I really don't see how it could feel good anyhow. – SH

... I wouldn't know. –JW

Liar. – SH

What? –JW

You are lying. – SH

How would you know? –JW

I know everything John. – SH

No you don't! You didn't know what rimming was! –JW

I know about that time you fucked your best mate in Uni. I know about the times you fucked your CO in the military. – SH

Shit Sherlock! How can you possibly know that? –JW

I just do. – SH

Jesus! –JW

Were you top or bottom? That's the only thing I couldn't figure out. – SH

... I really don't want to discuss this with you. –JW

Just tell me. – SH

Both. –JW

Ah. – SH

Happy now? Now that you've completely embarrassed me? –JW

Yes. – SH

Good. –JW

Did you enjoy it? Having a nice hard cock in you? Or did you prefer being buried balls deep in some tight young thing? – SH

Sherlock! –JW

I was simply asking a question John. – SH

A very personal one! Why do you even want to know? –JW

Curious. - SH

Well, If you really want to know your going to have to come up with a better reason than that! -JW

Because I want to know if you would rather have me fuck you or if you would rather have me under you, begging and moaning for you to fuck me. - SH

Oh... -JW

So answer the question John. I can do both. - SH

Top. -JW

Good. Come home. - SH

Already on my way. -JW

Already ready for you. - SH

I'm outside. -JW

Hurry up. I would prefer something much bigger in me. - SH

John unlocked the door and flew up the stairs.