EDITED 3/30: I'M BACK, BITCHES! I'm going through and editing all of these for grammar then coming back with new ones, but not for a good while. I'm not changing any inconsistencies revealed in the show, like Grunkle Stan actually being Stanley and having a twin brother. Those will stay the same. I'm only editing for grammar and consistent texting style, and making it better. Enjoy!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna be that person.
Send in requests if you want. That'll probably be the only way I get any ideas for this.
Also, in case you couldn't tell:
Dipper
Mabel
Received- 4:03 pm
Mabel, where are you?
Received- 4:06 pm
at the mall w/ grenda and candy. sup bro-bro
Received- 4:07 pm
Did you, perchance, give Bill a phone before we left for the school year?
Received- 4:08 pm
yeah…?
Received- 4:08 pm
why
Received- 4:10 pm
He has been calling me all. Day. long. I almost got my phone confiscated class cause he somehow managed to get it to ring on silent.
Receied- 4:10 pm
Why did you give the demon a phone?
Received- 4:12 pm
Mabel?
Received- 4:15 pm
MABEL
Received- 4:16 pm
he just seemed so lonely when he found out we were leaving! i gave him 1 so he could talk 2 u. he likes u a lot u know
Received- 4:17 pm
Great. Now he's figured out how to text.
Received- 4:17 pm
Jesus, he can type about a thousand WPM
Received- 4:19 pm
I'm gonna murder you when you get home, you know.
Received- 4:20 pm
love u 2 dippin sauce! Have fun walking w/ ur boyfriend! 333
Received- 4:20 pm
HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND
Bonus: Same night
Received- 6:45 pm
Apparently he's my boyfriend.