One who thinks clearly does not engage in sexual activity below the legal age and lose one's virginity to one's senior by half a decade.

One who thinks rationally does not engage in sexual activity with one's middle school teacher.

One who thinks sensibly does not lose one's anal virginity on a stone balcony whilst under the legal age.

One who thinks smartly does not engage in sexual activity with a minor.

One who thinks ahead does not become so inebriated that one involves oneself in a ménage a trois involving one's ex and one's enemy.

One who thinks does not act upon Impulse.

First there was Intrigue.

Then there was Secrets.

But the secrets and intrigue are spurred on by impulses—those naughty little moments that, at first, might not seem like much at all, but you'll end up fucking yourself so badly that even though you're Intrigued to do more, you have to keep it a Secret. See how that works?

Right. 'Course you do.

Now. Secrets exhausted me. Intrigue is wearying me out—although, there's never a thing as too much fun, so it's a good kind of tired, y'know? Plus, nothing compares to the satisfaction of all of you lovely little butterflies.

So now, instead of having to start another gigantic work of genius, I'd rather play fill in the blank. That's where impulses come in.

Impulses are those little moments—that glance, that gaze, that smoldering touch, that hot brush—that ignite those monumental mistakes, mishaps, and regrettable affairs.

But impulses are first reactions—initial reactions—and those are caused by pure truth. So really, impulses are the best mistakes you'll ever make.

From first times, to last times, to all the times in between…I'm going to give you a look on all the mistakes Y made…all the wishes F had…all the dirty thoughts A's mind fantasized…I'll show you how M came to be such a bad boy…I'll give you everyone's first time (front and back), and I'll show you that even the Holy Trinity has to start somewhere, and how the un-holiness that they're all infamous for started a whole lot earlier than you think.

It's going to be fun. Don't you think?

Remember, this'll just be a behind the scenes thing. I mean, I don't really need to actually tell any of you to keep these Secret, right? If you were Intrigued enough to dive into it, then you'll definitely be allured into acting on an Impulse.

Just sit back and watch, lovelies.

You never know. The impulses these kids had might surprise you.

But then again, it'd be more surprising if they don't, now wouldn't it?

A/N: This is kind of going to be like Music To My Ears. I'll be updating it as life goes along. It isn't a story, it's mainly just one-shots of the Secrets universe. It literally will be like filling the blanks on a Secrets timeline. And you probably will (or will not be) really surprised on how early things start. It won't necessarily be in chronological order, but rest assure that I'll write in a way that there won't be any confusion as to when it's taking place.