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One day, I was spending some time alone in the woods just outside Hobbiton. I looked at the moon hanging in the sky with my glacial blue eyes as my long golden blonde hair shimmered in its light. My slender body was naked as I swam in the glistening blue pond, exposing all my smooth ivory skin. I go by the name of Evangelina Moonstone Taella Vesper, but most ppl just call me Evie. I am 17 years young and am a hobbit so that means I'm really short, but tats ok because guys say it makes me cute and small. Suddenly I heard noise in bush and I said very afraid "who is ther?"
Suddenly, frodo and sam fell out of the bushes and they said, "ow."
"Frodo! Sam! were u guys spying on me?" I yelled madly.
"No!" cried frodo. he was blushing hard and looking at the grond boshfully.
"Frodo and me have to go now," said sam, tugging frodo.
"wat is the hurry? Where r u guys going so late leaving Hobbiton?" I asked very curious.
"It's none of ur f**** busines wher me and mr frodo go. back off u slut," said Sam angrily.
"Sam!" screamed frogo. Frodo grabbed a knife and put it close to Sams neck. He eyed at Sam angrily then turned to me wit a tender gaze and said, "Srry, Evie. let's go talk somewhere."
Frodo pulled me to a corner and said, "We are sent on an important mission. goodbye." Frodo pressed his soft lips to my foehead.
I said "why? i want to come wif you!"
"No!" tears begin to well up in frodos big blue eyes, "I dun want u to get hurt."
"iam strong and u know it!" I shouted defiantely
Sam was sneakily eeavesdropping on the conversation and suddenly an evil plan entered his little mind. He would plot to kill evangelina along their journey and she wud die and sam could have mr frodo all to himself.
Sam approached the two of us and said, "Mr Frogo I think this is a good idea."
"Why Sam?" Frodo looked at him with rage, turning his blue eyes to maniacal red, "u want to see her get hurt. Is that it you bastard?" frodo shovved same to a tree and thrusted his fist across sam's face.
"Frodo stop!" i screamed scared.
He wouldn't stop. He threw punch after punch at Sam's fat gut and Sam said "oh! ouch mr frodo! pleaaaase. dis hurts me!" but Sam was secretyl happy to be having so much attention from Mr Frodo.
I leaped out of the water and threw my naked self on Frodo. "please..." I held him tight as I could, "please stop" I sobbed, " u onyl hurt urself when u hurt him."
Frodo froze and his body stiffened, "I sorry Evangelina." he looked at me and released Sam.
"Now plz, lemme go wit u and sam. I can help u control ur anger Frodo."
"ok," said frodo who was crying into his shirt.
Sam put a comforting hand on Frodos shoulder and whispered, "its okay mr frodo. i forgive u."
"Shut the hell up Sam," Frodo continued crying.
Sam noticed that evangelina was still neked and was afraid it would distract mr frodo so he said, "here evangelina, take my shirt." same ripped off his tunic, baring the blubbery, hairy chubs of fat on his torso. he hoped this would impress mr frodo.
"Thank u," I smiled sweetly and twirled one of my golden locks.
"Let's go," said Frodo with an angry look on his face. He pushed pastsed us with clenched fists.
"I hate when he gets like this," I shook my head.
Sam whispered under his breath, "I luv it..."