Matt here: I wrote this one while I was writing If I was a Pokemon Trainer , but I never got around to posting it. I was clearing out my document file, and I decided to post it. Enjoy.

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Disclaimer, I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt.

Matt was traveling around the 70's looking for pot. It was then a big green hippie wan pulled up in front of him.

Fred: Come on in!

Matt: Ok, dude, as long as you don't gangbang me.

Daphne: Deal.

Matt then climbed into the van.

Scooby: Rello Rew Riend!

Matt: Holy fuck! A fucking talking dog!

Shaggy: Groovy! You want a joint?

Matt: Hellz Ya!

Matt and the gang got really high until they reached a spooky house.

Fred: Hey! A spooky old house! Let's check it out!

Scooby Doo and company then went inside the spooky house.

Shaggy: Zoinks!

Matt: Shut the fuck up!

The gang then walked around until they met a ghost, that looked suspiciously like a Klu Klux Klan member.

Velma: Jinkies! A ghost!

The ghost chased after the gang, and fucking retarded 70's music played.

Matt: What is with the fucking music?

Scooby: Ry ron't rucking row!

The music ended in a few minutes, and the gang regrouped.

Fred: I have a plan! We'll lure the ghost into that closet, where I'll be waiting, and catch him there!

Shaggy: Like, who's gonna be the shitheads who get stuck as the bait?

Fred: You, Scooby, and Matt.

Shaggy, Scooby, and Matt: FUCK!

Matt: Hey ghost! Fight me!

KKK Ghost: I'LL RAPE YOU UP THE ANUS!

Matt the ran and shoved the ghost in the closet, there was a lot of banging, and Fred came out of the closet, he also exited the closet with the ghost.

Fred: Let's see who this ghost is...

Fred ripped off the mask.

Fred: Grandma!

Daphne: That's not it.

Daphne then ripped the 2nd mask off.

Daphne: Carlos Menca?

Scooby: Rhat's rot rit!

Scooby then ripped off the 3rd mask.

Scooby: RE!

Shaggy: It can't be you!

Shaggy then ripped off the 4th mask.

Shaggy: Bender?

Velma: That can't be right!

Velma ripped the 5th mask off.

Velma: Just as I thought, Dick Ceny!

Dick Ceny: And I would have got away with it too, by saying I thought he was a quail, if it weren't for you meddling kids!

Fred then called the cops.

Fred: They said they'd be here in 15 minutes.

Matt, still high: That can't be right!

He ripped off Dick Ceny's face.

Matt: Just as I thought! He's really a blood fountain!

Everyone just stared in shock. They were all arrested by the police, except Matt, and put in jail for life and Scooby had his nuts chopped off, and was shot in the bloody stump of his cock until he died. Matt had escaped into a randomly appearing time hole, to have more adventures in the future!

The End

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