This is my first fanfic. Criticism is advised, but please be kind. Thanks!
As Spades walked into his office, he noticed a faint pitter-patter. Just now did his mind think about it. He looked outside; it was raining. Great, he thought to himself, just what I needed. Rain.
He went to go call Diamonds, to tell him that their poker night was canceled.
"Canceled?" laughed Diamonds, "It's just rain!"
Spades replied "But come on. Ya know there's a hole in the roof of that shed."
"Oh, right. Why do we play poker in there, anyway?"
"It has knives."
"Fine. Let's fix that hole, once and for all. I'll call Hearts."
Diamonds hung up.
Spades was listening to a record when he heard another ring on the phone.
"Helloooo!" exclaimed a familiar voice. It was Clubs.
"What is it, Clubs?" asked Spades, annoyed. He hated that idiot.
"Didja know we're gonna fix the roof of the shed?"
"Yes, Clubs. Did Diamonds call ya?
"Yep."
"Remind me to punch him."