Family Dinner
EPOV
Bella's not a vamp yet, but still funny =]
"Crap cakes" I thought as we were all, as in me, my brothers, sisters, and Bella, called for a family meeting. Edward laughed at my thought and Jasper calmed him down before we all got in trouble.
"Thank you Jasper" Carlisle continued "Well as you all know, we are all having a little trouble cooperating so we will all sit a the table tonight and have family dinner"
We all looked at each other and all said in unison "WE DON'T EAT!"
"Would you ungrateful children listen for a minute? I wasn't done" Carlisle said with more force than necessary
"Oh" we all said shamefully
"We don't eat but Bella does and we sit and stare at whatever she wants us to make for her"
"First assignment: Emmett and Alice in the kitchen, you two will do the cooking" Carlisle said "Second assignment: Rose and Jasper in the dining room set it up and clean the plates and cups, and Third assignment: Myself and Esme are the supervisors if you don't……wait I'm forgetting someone aren't I?" as Carlisle was talking Edward was easing his way up the stairs with out anybody hearing him. "Did pretty good little bro, but not good enough your caught!"
Edward! Come here! Just for that you get to sit around and do nothing.
"WHAT!!!!!" we all screamed
Carlisle ignored us "nothing at all I won't ask you to do anything, do what you want, just….. Never mind"
Edward seemed scared and his face was blank but then we all did it. Jasper found out before us so he had control over our heads, and then I remembered what Carlisle could do, he could scramble his thoughts or put them in a language that Eddie ol'boy couldn't understand he told us to just let him think we were setting him up for something and show him that the family can have way more fun with out him. "Go translate for Bella, Emmett."
"Ok" I responded
The next chap. will be out soon