Commander in LatexBy: NeonXSuta-Chan aka Bridgiie
Preface of Samus Aran
Sometimes I fail to think to myself,
I have no one in this Smash House.
Everywhere I look I see, Mario hugging Peach and Marth kissing Link.
Snake getting mushy with Zelda but insisting she should be Sheik more often.
(appears he has a Sheik fetish…)
It's like through my helmet I can literally see this disgusting shit.
It's like they think I'm blind or can't see the hell PDA is...
God I need someone to understand me...I wish Roy was back.
~*~Chapter 1- Breakfast Bliss"Good morning Samus!" ,t was Zelda who said, "I made breakfast for you." as her shiny green eyes and bright smile pierced my awakening.
I thought to myself a many of time, Damn, Samus why didn't you go after Zelda? She's so sweet and cute! But instead I go to the 'emo' route and beat myself up inside and continue to mope in my own misery without anyone else knowing how pathetic I can be.
[whoo...what a mouthful]
I glare at the scrambled eggs with the toast and bacon smile on my plate. Funny thing was, I hate Bacon. Oh how those little slivers of pig stare at me with 'swine scum' written all over them.
I felt like chucking it at her pretty little face.
But I calmly smiled and asked, "Zelda dear, could you get me some ketchup...?" Almost with immediate reply she jumped up and said "Oh yes Samus I'd almost forgot!" With cutesy laughter and ran to get my request downstairs.
As I figured with my luck I chucked the bacon out the window. But to my dismay I heard a familiar voice shouting,
"Samus dammit! Just tell her you don't like bacon!" I looked down at my window staring down at a Indigo haired swordsman.
"Well at least you won't complain about me eating all the damn bacon, Jerkass." Only to find as I slammed my window agitated and turned. Zelda standing there sobbing up, "you...you...don't like breakfast." She whimpered.
"No…no...no...Zelda I love your breakfast I adore it but I just don't like any..." But before I could finish my sentence she ran off, screaming and crying.
"Shit..." I'd whisper to myself, "This day is gonna be great..." with sarcasm.
I slowly walked to my bathroom after having a hangover from the birthday bash we had for Mario and Luigi…old bastards. I wash my face and brushed teeth. As I reached my cupboard I find a note saying, "Today we will be having a smash brawl meeting at 3'o clock, please arrive early to greet a new participant." I shrug of the fact we will be having another person in this God forsaken House.
Not to mention there's hardly anymore rooms in this place. Quick to think I realize and sighed, "Damn the room next to mine's empty, so they'll be living next me." I smack my forehead of disgust and started the hot water...