How could he do this to me... To us? My father, I mean. I know he's supposed to be evil and everything, but couldn't he be as kind as to spend at least SOME time with his only daughter? Probably not. Anyways, my name is Shannon. Shannon Cipher. I know what you may be thinking, and I'm not going to state the answer just yet. I know all of the secrets of this town, and I may or may not have found someone else who does, too.
Here's how I met Dipper Pines and his family.
I was at my favorite tourist trap (The Mystery Shack) when I noticed a boy who looked about my age working in the gift shop. He was really cute, so I went over and said hi. He replied, "Who are you?"
"I'm Shannon Cipher." He looked a little freaked out, so I came to the conclusion that he was either extremely antisocial or knew about the darker side of Gravity Falls. I tried to calm him down by saying, "I know all of the secrets of this town." He looked even more freaked out. That was a really bad idea. REALLY bad. Eventually, he told me, "Really? I have so many questions to ask you!"
"Ask away!"
"How was the rift created?" Ouch. He knew about that. I explained how Bill tried to enter our world, eventually making a small tear in space-time. After I was done, I paused for a little bit and said, "I have to go now."
"Okay. By the way, my name's Dipper."
"Nice to meet you, Dipper. Bye."
"Bye, Shannon." After I walked away, he was tackled by a girl who looked like his twin sister, who then started yelling about something. All I caught of that was "Dipper! You finally made friends with a girl without my help!" I kept walking, glad that I didn't let my secret slip out.