AUTHOR'S NOTE

So, I found a Hetalia family meme on Deviant Art. I thought that it would be fun, so I decided to try it out. The meme was found on Claus1's profile, and I suggest that you check it out.
According to the number generator, my results are:

Father- South Italy

Mother- Switzerland

older sibling- Finland

younger Sibling- North Italy

cousin- Sweden

best friend- France

boyfriend/girlfriend- Iceland

stalker- Canada

future spouse- Germany

Sounds utterly cracktastic, right? My plan is to do a oneshot for each one. In each one, the characters age will be different. This is because certain plots will only make sense with certain age groups.

Yep. Looking forward to this.


Your eyes slowly open for the first time. However, you were born just a moment ago, so you can't comprehend that. Hell, you can't really comprehend ANYTHING at this point. All you can really do is scream.

You were just born into an odd family. Both of your biological parents are men, to begin with. You also have a big brother, who may or may not be romantically interested in your cousin. Also, they all have different accents, including your brother. That, however, does not seem to be very unusual in the town where you were born. However, since you ARE a newborn, you have no way to understand that. You most likely won't understand for a while, either.

You are probably going to grow up to be rather strange.