Four friends have set out on a road trip with their motorcycles. After accidently burning their
tent the night before, they share a bed.
And have a little... incident with a
gay cop.
Morning, in the middle of nowhere. . .
Grimmjow groaned as he attempted to move off the tiny inflatable mattress he'd had to share with 3 other people. He froze when he felt someone's arm wrapped around his waist.
Renji.
"What the hell are you doing!?" He yelled, throwing the arm off.
Muttering, the red head turned over, causing Hisagi to wake up.
"Hey, oh boy. My ass is sore." Hisagi said, as he tried to stretch.
"Mine too." Renji mumbled, half awake by now. "Its Grimmjow's fault for riding us so hard yesterday. The human body wasn't made to straddle somthing that big."
"Well you know, its gonna hurt a bit. Its all part of the experience, which is why we didn't bring our wives." Hisagi stated.
Ichigo finally rolled over. "What the. . .What the hell? Somebody want to explain why I'm the one in the dirt when I got sore jaws from blowin'. . . He broke off, noticing a cop standing about 3 feet away.
"Please, for the love of god, finish your statement." The man said.
Hisagi and Ichigo looked at each other, confused, than back at the cop.
Grimmjow sat up, staring at the man.
The cop began again, "See, what, uh, do we have here? One. . .two. . .three men in a bed. . .spooning?"
" This is not what it looks like, this is a, um, what do you call it, Grimmjow?" Ichigo looked at the blue haired man for help.
"Camping."
"I'll tell you exactly what it is. Its 4 counts of indecent exposure, 2 counts of lewd, lascivious behavior and," he pointed a finger at himself. "One count of pure jealousy."
Ichigo sat up straighter "HUH!?"
"How ya doin'."
The 4 guys began to jump up, rushing for their boots.
"Hey, look. . ."
"We're not . . ."
"Thank you for waking us up officer, but we've gotta go." Grimmjow managed to get out as he pulled on his socks.
The cop laughed, "5's a crowd, is that what I'm getting?"
Grimmjow jerked up. "Yeah, 5's an uneven number, go figure."
"You guys don't know how lucky you are." The man looked down. . . at Renji, who didn't have any pants on. "Damn lucky"
Renji wrapped an arm around Grimmjow's neck. "Yeah, I've always thought so." He stated, oblivious to the situation.
Looking disappointed, the cop gave them a thumbs up and spoke, "I know what you've felt. I have too." He then stepped away, leaving the 4 guys alone.
After about five minutes, Grimmjow spoke, " You have your pants on?"
Renji, still oblivious, " No."
"Will you put some pants on!" Grimmjow stormed off.
"Okay, lets get out of here!" Ichigo yelled, running for his bike.
End.
Okay, that probably wasn't written all that well, but oh well. Please Review, and have a nice day. (waves)