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"Hey, uh, Wufei?" Duo called tentatively from his position on the couch.

"What is it, Maxwell?" Wufei said not taking his eyes off the book he was reading as he sat cross-legged on a chair.

"You know how you always say that women are weak?" Duo was standing next to Wufei now.

"Damn weakling onnas." Wufei muttered darkly. "Yes, why?"

"Does that mean you're gay?" Duo asked, looking curiously at his Chinese comrade.

Wufei froze. Slowly he turned to look at Duo, who was bouncing on the balls of his feet. His eye twitched.

And then, all in one great motion, he jumped up, grabbed Duo and dragged him up to his room and locked the door. All was quiet for a few minutes.

Then the screaming started.

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Many hours later, a disheveled Duo walked out of Wufei's room, waddling slightly, but looking very happy (if that idiotic grin he was wearing gave any indication). Waddling over to the couch he attempted to sit down, but quickly decided against that and instead lay down on his stomach. Then, still grinning like an idiot, he spoke to the empty room.

"I think that's a definite 'yes'."

OWARI