My Ass

by SlackerJ

The next in my one 100 word story a day for 100 days challenge. I didn't reach 100 words this time, but the story still works, as a member of the public considers the Flash's nickname...

Fastest man alive my ass.

It seems like every other day that the Flash is getting his ass handed to him by some speedster who just so happens to be faster than he is. It'd be a joke if the police didn't rely on his help to capture the metahumans created by the STAR Labs explosion.

And then there's Jesse Quick and Kid Flash, who are just as fast he is. Or so the data suggests at least anyways.

Which just begs the statement prefacing this thought pattern – fastest man alive, my ass.