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Zechs sighed frustratedly as he sat down in his chair. Another base desecrated by the perfect soldier. And the rumors that he was in some kind of relationship with Relena only heightened his frustration. He really did have to kill Yuy one of these days.
Zechs managed to suppress a groan as his vid-phone rang. Reaching over he accepted the call and greeted whoever was on the other line with a terse:
"Zechs Marquise speaking. State your business."
As the image on the screen came into focus he let out a strangled gasp. There before him, was the smirking image of Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell. The fact that Heero-the-emotionless-weapon-Yuy was smirking was more than enough to get Zechs even more agitated than before.
"Hey Sexy! How ya' doin'?" Duo said waving cheerfully and grinning like the idiot Zechs was sure he was.
Zechs hastily sent out numerous search programs to trace the message. The pilots on the screen didn't seem remotely worried that he might find then however. When the results came back Zechs eyes widened. Five said they were in South America, three said they were in this base and according to this they were at a filming studio that was currently making a homosexual porn film somewhere in Utah.
"Damn you Maxwell! Only you would divert a tracer there!" Zechs yelled at the Gundam pilots on the screen.
Duo only grinned more widely.
"Sorry Sexy, maybe next time." Zechs eyes widened even further as he turned to stare in disbelief at pilot 01.
"No. You're telling me that he- Oh dear God, you've got to be joking." Zechs said almost pleadingly. Duo shook his head.
"Oh great! Thanks a lot Maxwell! You've corrupted my only worthy opponent! Now who am I supposed to fight!? Chang!?" Zechs yelled as he glared at Duo.
"Oooooo. Zechsy sounds angry." Duo taunted from the screen. "Hey Hee-chan do ya' think he heard those rumors about you and Oujo-san?"
"Who cares if he has?" Heero said, still with that annoying little smirk on his face.
Somewhere of screen an urgent beeping caused Duo's head to turn.
"Well Zechsy, we had better get going! See ya'" Duo said turning back to the screen and waving.
"And, now that you've gotten your hands on Yuy, he's probably going to toss off a one-liner about how he courts Death." Zechs grumbled from his chair.
"As a matter of fact, I do." Heero said twining his arm around Duo and not- so-subtly putting his hand on the American pilot's ass. And said pilot appeared to have no objection. The connection was severed and a very disturbed blonde was left staring at fuzz.
"Well," Zechs said, clearly at a loss for words. "at least I don't have to worry about those rumors now."
OWARI
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Zechs sighed frustratedly as he sat down in his chair. Another base desecrated by the perfect soldier. And the rumors that he was in some kind of relationship with Relena only heightened his frustration. He really did have to kill Yuy one of these days.
Zechs managed to suppress a groan as his vid-phone rang. Reaching over he accepted the call and greeted whoever was on the other line with a terse:
"Zechs Marquise speaking. State your business."
As the image on the screen came into focus he let out a strangled gasp. There before him, was the smirking image of Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell. The fact that Heero-the-emotionless-weapon-Yuy was smirking was more than enough to get Zechs even more agitated than before.
"Hey Sexy! How ya' doin'?" Duo said waving cheerfully and grinning like the idiot Zechs was sure he was.
Zechs hastily sent out numerous search programs to trace the message. The pilots on the screen didn't seem remotely worried that he might find then however. When the results came back Zechs eyes widened. Five said they were in South America, three said they were in this base and according to this they were at a filming studio that was currently making a homosexual porn film somewhere in Utah.
"Damn you Maxwell! Only you would divert a tracer there!" Zechs yelled at the Gundam pilots on the screen.
Duo only grinned more widely.
"Sorry Sexy, maybe next time." Zechs eyes widened even further as he turned to stare in disbelief at pilot 01.
"No. You're telling me that he- Oh dear God, you've got to be joking." Zechs said almost pleadingly. Duo shook his head.
"Oh great! Thanks a lot Maxwell! You've corrupted my only worthy opponent! Now who am I supposed to fight!? Chang!?" Zechs yelled as he glared at Duo.
"Oooooo. Zechsy sounds angry." Duo taunted from the screen. "Hey Hee-chan do ya' think he heard those rumors about you and Oujo-san?"
"Who cares if he has?" Heero said, still with that annoying little smirk on his face.
Somewhere of screen an urgent beeping caused Duo's head to turn.
"Well Zechsy, we had better get going! See ya'" Duo said turning back to the screen and waving.
"And, now that you've gotten your hands on Yuy, he's probably going to toss off a one-liner about how he courts Death." Zechs grumbled from his chair.
"As a matter of fact, I do." Heero said twining his arm around Duo and not- so-subtly putting his hand on the American pilot's ass. And said pilot appeared to have no objection. The connection was severed and a very disturbed blonde was left staring at fuzz.
"Well," Zechs said, clearly at a loss for words. "at least I don't have to worry about those rumors now."
OWARI