The Fucking Tale of Gertrude, the Humping Jizz-Towel
The flakey skin chedder of Alpiss Bumblefuck's scrotum gently cascades to the floor as his veiny sack slapps repeatedly up against the quivering flanks of Gertrude, the Humping Jizz-Towel. Faint, sensual moans can be heard through Gertrude's soft fibers as she is ravaged from behind by her lover Alpiss Bumblefuck, the Crusty Azalea Bush with his branchy peen. Jizz soaks Gertrude and she drinks willingly, though she didn't have much of a choice because fuck, she is a fucking bath towel. Scooby booby fuckaroo doo walks in on the uber-erotic wild fucking raging between the common household object and garden-variety shrub and he is so startled he is instantly atomized. The particles of the scoob piss float from their location at Bollywood Studios and brush ever so gently against the soft ring of skin around your bunghole and a gentle smile glides across your sleeping face.