Hey hey hey! My first truth or dare fic! Only one dare in this chapter, but I look to you, the reviewers, for more dares! Read and review, and remember, all flames will be fed to my flame-eating beast.

In Konoharmaru, the day began like any other day for our favorite ninjas. Naruto climbed sleepily out of bed and went into the bathroom. While brushing his teeth a strange, swirling, bright blue vortex appeared above him.

"What the…!" he shouted, and then was sucked into the swirling light.

Sakura stepped lively out of her bed, and was instantly sucked up in a similar vortex. Ino was sucked from her family's flower shop. Lee was sucked up from the training grounds. From all over Konohamaru, our favorite ninja were all sucked into the swirling light. They all appeared in a pitch black room.

"What the hell is going on here?" Naruto yelled, his voice slightly muffled.

"Where are we?" Sakura asked. "And why can't I see?"

"Who has interrupted my precious training!" Lee exclaimed, sounding like he was crying.

"Who's standing on my foot?" demanded Ino.

"Sorry," Kiba replied.

"Why am I here?" asked Gaara.

"AAAHHHHHH! I'M IN THE DARK WITH GAARA!" Kankuro yelled.

Snore Shikamaru was still asleep.

Suddenly, the lights flared on. Everyone winced from being blinded, except Kankuro, who was clearly relieved, and Shikamaru, because he was still asleep. A strange girl, with curly brown hair, wearing jeans and a T-shirt that said "Anime- crack is cheaper", stood before them.

"I am Griffin D. Sage," the girl proclaimed, "and I have summoned you, and… Naruto, what do you have in your mouth?" All the ninja turned to see Naruto with a mouth full of toothpaste.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Kiba screamed, "HE'S GOT RABIES!"

"No I don't!" Naruto yelled back, "It's toothpaste! And did anyone ever tell you that you scream like girl, Kiba?"

"I do not scream like a girl!" Kiba shouted.

"HELLO, I'M STILL TALKING OVER HERE!" Griffin bellowed at the top of her lungs. Everyone shrank back from the strange girl, except Shikamaru...who was still asleep.

"Anyway, as I was saying," Griffin said, "I have summoned you here to PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!" She began laughing evilly.

"SAY WHAT!" The ninja all yell.

"You heard me," Griffin said, "you must play truth or dare with me!"

"What a pain," Shikamaru said in his sleep.

"A pain, is it?" Griffin said evilly. She snapped her fingers, and a bucket of pudding dumped all over Shikamaru.

"AAAHHHHH!" Shikamaru yelled, bolting upright. "What the hell is this? Pudding?"

"That was to show you my complete and total control over this place," Griffin said. "Now, we can do this the easy way or the hard way."

"What's the hard way?" Naruto asked. (He had to ask)

"It involves sharp objects, sticky substances, and embarrassing photographs." Griffin said, with a very evil grin.

"We'll do things the easy way," the ninja say quickly.

"Alright then," Griffin said, "the rules are the same, except if you tell a lie, stuff will fall on your head."

"What kind of stuff," Kiba asked nervously.

"It depends," Griffin replied. "Now, let's get started! Let's see… Shikamaru! Truth or Dare!"

"Why me?" Shikamaru exclaimed.

"Because you slept through my little speech, now choose!" Griffin snapped.

"I choose truth," Shikamaru said, "dares are such a pain."

"Shikamaru," Griffin said, with an evil grin, "do you like Ino?"

"WHAT!" Shikamaru yelled. "What kind of question is that!"

"You have to answer," Griffin said, "or I'll feed you to my Ferocious Beast."

"Okay, okay," Shikamaru said, "the answer is… yes. A little."

"Really?" Ino asked, shocked.

"Yea," Shikamaru replied, "but most of the time you're just annoying."

"YOU JERK!" Ino shouted, pounding Shikamaru on the head with a mallet.

"Ow ow ow ow ow!" Shikamaru yelled. "Get off me!"

"Hey, where did ya get the mallet?" Sakura asked.

"I had it," Ino replied.

"Why do you have a mallet?" Naruto asked.

"You don't want to know," Ino replied.

"… Okay," Griffin said, "your turn Shikamaru."

"Alright," Shikamaru said thoughtfully, "who will I pick?"

And that's the first chapter! Review now please. I am definitely accepting suggestions. The top five will be used in the next chapter. There is one rule though: NO YAOI! Yaoi only works in certain stories, and this is not one of them. Other than that, go wild. I'll take anything, as long as it's funny. I will review in one week, if I have enough reviews (at least 8), so make sure to review!