May 2018
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Detective Shadow the Hedgehog was rummaging through the suspect's personal files. He may be fast but he will catch him. "In a world where the fur is paramount, us spikey beings must stay together and cover each other's back. That traitor Sonic… one day he will pay". Nearly all photos taken of the Blue Speedster are blurry. Except one. "What IS that… WHYYYYYYYY WHAT THE FUCK!" It was a photo of Sonic the Hedgehog devouring Tails. "Shadow, why are you surprised," said Sonic unexpectedly with a big ominous voice, "This is a family picture. This… is when you were BORN!" Even his speech and character development was too fast to keep up. "And you know what", he continues, "I'm starting to feel a little HUNGRY!" And thus, the cycle of life went on. And on.