Sakiya: Eee! Too many stories at once! Oh, well! This is my first Harry Potter fic and it is very crazy!!! Like me!!! Anyway it is called "Lupin and Snape's Insanity Reign!" It's about the Harry Potter cast and their cravings and needs, all discovered by Remus Lupin and Severus Snape! Enjoy!!!

Cloud: She doesn't own anything. Only herself.

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It all starts out as a normal day at Hogwarts! Lupin is making himself a sandwich for no apparent reason and then he realizes...

" THERE IS NO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!"

So Lupin went asking everybody in the school for some kraft singles. First he went to ask Snape. His not-so-best-buddy-in-the-whole-wide-world.

"Severus, do you have any kraft singles? 'Cause if you do I need some really bad!"

"No Remus so go away."

Then Lupin ran into Neville Longbottom. "Neville do you have any kraft singles?"

"Huh?"

" Kraft-singles! K-R-A-F-T S-I-N-G-L-E-S!!!!!!!!!

"Sorry Professor, I don't remember a thing!" Neville said stupidly.

"Where is Remembrall?"

"I don't know, that's my problem."

"Grr," Lupin growled, "Maybe Severus was right about you."

"Huh?"

"Oh forget it!" Lupin yelled and ran quickly away.

Next Lupin ran into Nearly Headless Nick.

"Nick, do you have any kraft singles?" Lupin asked quickly and out of breath.

Nick stared and then cried, "Don't remind me about food!!!" He floated away... Quickly.

Lupin stared and then found Professor Trelawney.

"Sybill, do you have any kraft singles?" Lupin asked urgently.

"I predict it will take you a rather long time to find kraft singles and you will have a horrible fate."

"I'll give you a horrible fate. I WILL FEED YOU TO UMBRIDGE!!!"

Everyone stared at Professor Lupin. The Lupin darted away.

"Sirius, do you have any kraft singles?" Lupin's stomach growled with urgency and hunger.

"Um... All I have is a baked potato. WITH NO BUTTER!!!!!!!!! (a/n to come in later chapters.)]

"I'm never going to find bu- kraft singles! **sob**!!!" So Lupin went to find someone else.

Next he found... Severus again.

"Lupin, do you have any chocolate syrup?" Snape asked urgently.

"Uh... no. Do you have any kraft singles yet/"

"No."

"LET'S LOOK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!" Snape and Lupin yelled. They did a victory dance and went to ask someone else.

They ran into, the Headmaster!!! (A/n Cloud: Does he master heads? Sakiya: GET OUT OF THE STORY AND NO!!!)

"Headmaster do you have any kraft singles or chocolate syrup?" Snape asked, his desire growing along with his impatience.

"Why yes I do! Just come with me to my office."

"YAY!!!"

So after many hours of waiting, Severus Snape and Remus Lupin realized that Albus Dumbledore had lost his marbles and had neither of what they desired.

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