This story has little purpose other then to warm up for a major write and perhaps provide a few moments entertainment.
Both positive and Flames are welcome here.
TROLLS DO YOUR WORST! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Do not own. Never will.
Harry sat on his ratty ugly stained bed and looked through the bars longingly, his green eyes shining like a emerald, So much like his dead mother.
"Oh how I wish I could leave this place and see my friends again!"
Harry clasped his hands together in a prayer. "OH WOE IS ME, WILL NO ONE COME TO SAVE ME FROM MY TWISTED FATE?"
"BOY YOU BETTER SHUT THE HELL UP!"
"OH DEARY ME!"
Harry cowered on his bed while his fat ass uncle waddled up the stairs and fumbled with the fourteen million locks (Or at least the ones he could reach with those stubby little mini sausages of his)
Suddenly the door slammed open and his uncle, looking the part of the abusive sexually perverted uncle grabbed his shirt collar and dangled him off the floor with one meaty fist.
"YOU STUPID BOY YOU CAUSED ME TO MISS THE PUNCHLINE OF MY FAVORITE PROGRAMME AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT! YOU WILL PAY!"
"OH DEARY ME! WILL NO WHITE KNIGHT COME TO SAVE THE DAY?"
"I'LL SAVE YOU!"
Suddenly the window shattered and the bars vanished as Severus Snape burst into the room from the window, Wand ablaze and black cloak whirling about him in a blaze of drama.
"STUPEFY!"
The glaring light blasted through Uncle Vernon, sending him flying out of the room, into the hall, down the stairs and into the downstairs living room, rolling on his tub of lard all the while.
"Oh Severus you came!"
Harry launched himself into the mans arms, wrapping his arms around the man's waist.
"My Harry, Let us be quit of this place. Let us leave to my dungeons where we will make american-british love babies together!"
Harry fell into a swoon.
"But Sevvie, we can't! If Dumbledore were to find out-"
Severus grabbed Harry's chin forcing him to look into his eyes, Shining black like an onyx stone, glittering in the moonlight, contrasting against his pale cheeks and slender throat.
"Quite frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
Suddenly lips were on his own, forcing his mouth open and using his mouth like a lollipop.
Severus gathered Harry up into his arms and using some hitherto unknown power of flight flew towards Snape manor, hidden deep within the forbidden forest.
That night moans and groans were heard for miles as they did nothing but fuck for 3 days straight.
End.
Wow. That is all I can say, And I wrote it!
Well I had fun so LET THE TROLLING BEGIN!
R&R PEOPLE!