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Sirius Black always crawled into bed with James Potter has nightmares. Until he started dating Lily.
Sirius Black suddenly sat up in bed, in a cold sweat. Damn nightmares Sirius thought. Either James, Remus, Peter or Regulus is being killed and there is nothing Sirius could do.
Sirius goes to James' bed, as usual when he has a nightmare. Then the horror happened. Someone else is already in James' bed.
"Evens! You're Head Girl! You shouldn't be sleeping in a boy's bed!" says Sirius, loud enough to wake up Remus and Peter.
"Padfoot, what are you doing!" says James, sitting up in his bed, with Lily behind him. "She had a nightmare. I have to take care of Lily."
"What do you mean you have to take care of Lily? Wormtail, do you hear this? This is outrageous. Moony, fix this," says Sirius.
"Padfoot, there is nothing I can do," says Remus.
"Fine then. If I can't get into bed James, skooch other, Moony."
He sighs, but doesn't object.
**Later**
"James, what wasthat?!" says Lily.