Series: Pocket Monsters Special (Manga-verse)
Pairing: Franticshipping (RubyxSapphire) if you squint.
Rating: T for language.
Summary: Ruby & Sapphire write angry letters to each other to hopefully fix their problems, unfortunately, none of them can stay angry for long.
Disclaimer: I definitely do not own Pokemon. I'm not even old enough :v
Dear raging bitch in my house,
Do you, no...can you even comprehend how much I hate your horrid mess? How you track around dirt like a filthy, uncivilised barbarian! It makes me sick. For Arceus' sake, it's the 21st century! Learn some personal hygeine.
Oh, especially right after I clean the fucking floors. It took me three backbreaking hours, THREE, to get your stains out. And then you come tromping in with you and your dirty animals. How about you clean for once? I find it distateful. I swear, it's like the only thing going through your head is: "Oh hey, let's just wait until Ruby is done cleaning, then let's go mess it up! Doesn't that sound like fun? Let's let him spend all his personal time cleaning up after my mess!"
And of course, after the endless fights, losing more time to clean, leaving the poor carpet (Which, I am going to rip out because it's more brown than crap), you'll bring up something completely unrelated that has no rhyme or reason, and holy hell, do you know how many complaints we've had from the neighbors? We could get kicked out!
I mean, why the hell do I even do this? Why the hell do I put up with you every single day?
Because I love you. And even though I'm still a firm believer that opposites still don't attract other than in magnets...well, I guess we're part magnetic. You're, really everything I'm not. You're daring, rash, brave, and the fact that you can see someones personality, more than thinking about their looks like me.
It's weird, and I honestly can't explain it. It's that feeling it your chest when you honestly feel like ripping someone apart, and then it melts away and...I still can't explain it.
Also, I find it funny how you never act differently on your period. But holy hell, can you please spray? I don't like the smell of blood.
Women. I agree with Gold. I could never understand you, but one day, I hope I can.
Love xoxoxo,
Ruby :)
Authors Note: Liek, ohmagawd. I'm writing frantic. I have to draft Sapphires now. But yes, hers is going to be more coarse vocabulary, and if you're offended by that, sorry, that sucks :P I still have a horrid dislike for Sapphire and how she didn't adapt better to Ruby, and kept pushing on: "Do you remember yet?" If I was Ruby, I'd have said no. :I
But then again, this was my second pairing obsession. (First one was DanxDanny Phantom xD I totally forgot about it till now).