This is just a one shot currently. Naruto of the ramen release. I saw a reddit post asking for Naruto with ramen powers, and then I decided to make a small one shot in the comments. I will update this once I finish writing, or if I have time to updade this. Anyways, enjoy :)
'Thinking'
"Talking"
Flashback.
-()-
"Naruto! Slow down. If you eat it all at once, you'll end up with a stomach ache." Ayame scolded, as Naruto snorted ramen as if he was addicted to it.
"It hasn't happened before! So why will it happen now?"
"Just because something hasn't happened doesn't mean it can't happen."
"Too confusing."
'AAAAAAAAARGHHHHHH!' Ayame screamed internally.
Teuchi had gone on a trip, so it was just them two.
'How did he get so annoying all of a sudden!? Like tone it down!'
"Calm down a bit, Naruto."
"I gotta eat quick. We're going after that rival dude who tried to put you out of business."
"AHAHAHAHAAHAHA! You'll never get anymore success!"
"Oh...right. That guy"
"Yea. Anyways, thanks for the food!"
-()-
Naruto regrouped with team 7, and they set out towards the hidden sound, where the man came from.
"That's his *hideout*?" Sasuke pointed at the weird building with black smoke flying out through a big pipe.
"Yep, according to our sources. Thats it." Sakura said.
"What are we waiting for?" Naruto impatiently tapped his foot.
"Go ahead and blow everything up." Kakashi said, his nose buried in his book.
The three genin descended upon the facility, and not long after that, screams could be heard.
Naruto landed in a big circular room, meeting a pale (white) man(?) with long black silky hair.
"YOU!" They both shouted, pointing at each other.
The pale man, named Orochimaru made a mad dash towards Naruto, pulling out a sword from his mouth.
Naruto clapped his hands together, "Ramen Release: Boiling Broth!" and then he spat out a burning brown liquid, making Orochimaru trip, stab himself in the throat, and burn in it.
Another Orochimaru emerged from the body of the previous dead one.
"YOU'VE DONE IT NOW!"
Naruto then made the tiger hand-sign, and then, "Ramen Release: Heavenly noodle chains!"
Noodles burst out from everywhere, and they chased Orochimaru around the room, as he cut down any noodles in his path, but then he slipped in the broth, "Ramen release: Broth overflow!", the room quickly got half submerged in broth. The broth and noodles both rushed into Orochimaru's mouth, choking him, and every other version of him, to death.
-()-
A year had passed, and now a ramen war had started. A cycle of hatred.
Orochimaru had earned the wrath of the Teuchi's followers, and Naruto/Teuchi had earned the wrath of Orochimaru's followers.
Both had been assasinated. Unspeakable horrors had been done to the relatives of the two.
Only Naruto and Kabuto remained of the two factions, standing on a pile of dead bodies.
Both readied their Ramen Blades, made of Ramen by each respective faction owner.
They charged each other as the thunder crackled and the night sky lit up, revealing the rain.
-()-
THE END.
The updates will, or the new chapters will explore the events in between. Like what happened to cause Team 7 to go and destroy Orochimaru's facility, and the events caused by Orochimaru's assassination, how Teuchi got assassinated, etc.