CHAPTER 1
AN: this is the greatest Disney fanfiction ever written.
He was my roommate. And I was in love with him.
He could never know, because I didn't want to ruin the friendship we had.
Hi, I'm Mike Wasowski, I'm a monster, and I'm in love with my roommate, Sully.
It started back, freshman year of college. At MU (that's Monsters University). I was just a kid, and I walk into my first class. And there he is. He was huge, and I knew in more ways than one.
He was athletic, and tall, and handsome, and I knew I could never get someone like him. I mean, look at me. I'm a short, green, one eyed monster, and I sound a hell of a lot like Billy Crystal. Kind of like the muscinex guy.
I wasn't out yet, but I knew I felt something about him, I'd never felt about anyone else.
We met at a party about five months in. We started talking, and became friends. We roomed together for the next 3 years.
Sometimes during those nights, I'd stand over his bed and watch him sleep. Imagining him filling me full of his blue and purple polka dotted member. Roaring in his mighty, Goodmanesque voice. If he ever got restless while I was there, I'd stroke the fur on his head until he fell deeper asleep.
After college, we moved in together in a two bedroom in Monstropolis. We got a job together at Monsters, Inc. We still work there today. He scares the kids and I collect the screams. Sometimes I get so turned on I have to go to the bathroom to pound off.
I want him to make me scream the way he makes them scream.
Tonight, we get home from work, and before going to bed he grabs my arm.
"Mike, there's something I just have to tell you."