Inspired by the new Fionna and Cake episode, Bad Little Boy.

Princess Bubblegum has finally had enough of Ice King's antics, and she has an idea that may subdue his kidnap-y bad habits. When she discovers a way to break through to the alternate dimension of his fanfiction universe, will her plan for peace succeed or fail miserably? Things get a little complicated when Ooo and Aaa meet at last.

DISCLAIMER! I own nothing but my own name with which I sign author notes and whatnot. Don't hurt me…

P.S. This is my first fanfiction, so please be gentle with your reviews! – Dawn

Finn's POV

When Peppermint Butler says something's weird, you know major stuff is up.

The little candy dude showed up at the treehouse early that morning. He said that PB had locked herself in her laboratory after we rescued her from Ice King two weeks ago, and that she hadn't left or spoken to anyone since, but she had just requested that Jake and I meet her immediately. When we showed up, I must admit, she kind of scared me. Her chewy pink hair was lumped up more than usual, and her lumpy pink dress looked like it had been chewed on by fire wolves.

"Finn! Jake! You're just in time!" Peebs greeted us with an enthusiastic hug. "Excellent! I just sent for the Ice King. We can begin as soon as he arrives."

Just as I was about to ask what that stuff she wanted Ice King for, the crazy old wizard smashed through the window. Maybe I was the crazy one now, but it looked like he had actually brushed his beard.

"I'm here! Are you ready to get married, Princess?" He puckered for a moment, but then paused and looked around. "Hey! There's no wedding here," he pointed accusingly at Bubblegum. "You said we were going to get married."

"No, I said you were going to get married," she corrected him. She noticed my 'you've really lost it if you think he's somehow getting married' look and waved me off. "Now, if you all will all stand back from my contraption, you will see what I mean.

That was when I noticed the giant, metallic circle-type thing in the middle of the room. Wow. You would have thought that would be the first thing I noticed when I walked in the room.

Princess Bubblegum walked over to the wall where there was a huge light switch. My genius instincts told me it wasn't there to turn on the table lamp. With a royal grunt she flipped the switch up, and everything went black. Like, the entire city lost power. There was an awful whirring noise, kind of like the noise the blender makes when Jake tries to make continental breakfast smoothies and forgets to crack the eggs first, only 723 times worse.

"That's the sound of a dimensional rift being created!" the Princess somehow called over the clamor. About a minute later, the lights came back on. In the center of the giant silver circle was a glowing green orb that seemed to change in size and brightness.

"Woah… That's flipping awesome!" Jake shouted, trying to mirror the orb's random changes with his body.

PB turned to me. "Finn, the final step to breaking the barrier requires a demon's touch. I would rather keep Marceline," she sneered the name. "out of this for the time being, and my calculations showed that your family sword should to the trick. Would you do the honors?" She waved a hand at the freakish green ball.

I shrugged. "Um, okay." I still wasn't quite sure what anything she was saying meant, but she'd asked me to do stranger things than poke a glowing dimensional rift with a blade of demon's blood. I pulled out my sword and advanced, prepared to slay with justice whatever the thing threw at me.

As I got closer, I could have sworn I heard voices coming from the rift. I slowly lifted my sword at touched the tip to the orb. For a moment nothing happened, and then there was a flash of light. Something knocked the blade out of my hands and I felt a foot in my face.

When my eyes adjusted to the light, I found something pink and pointy in front of my face. Beyond it was a girl. She looked familiar, but I knew she wasn't a princess. She was wearing a hat kind of like mine, but with rabbit ears. Was she a hyooman? No, her clothes were too clean for that. I dared to look away from the sword in front of my nose to look for my own, and my eyes fell on the Ice King. He was pretty much in a beard puddle. I had never seen him like this. I had never actually seen him happy. Then I realized where I knew the girl from.

I swallowed hard. "Fionna… the human?"

She glared back at me, her blue eyes gleaming from behind the blonde bangs that hung free from her hood. "Who's asking, chump?"