"...What the fuck is this?"
"...It's a candy bar Emmett."
"Yes, I can see that...why is it shaped like a...a..."
Emmett held the bar in front of Bella, a look of disgust and bewilderment on his face. She took the bar from his hand and, after ripping the plastic wrap from it, took a dainty, purposeful lick of the specially purchased chocolate bar from the box Alice brought for her batchelorette party that evening.
"Like a dick Emmett? It's a cock-olate bar, get it? Cause it's shaped like a dick."
His face screwed up hearing his baby sister say the word dick, especially more than once.
"Why Bella?"
"Alice."
"Gross!"
Emmett had finally had enough. It was bad enough that his baby sister was talking about phallic candy but not his new brother-in-law's sister too!
All Bella could do was try not to cry tears of laughter as her brother's humiliated form ran from her and Edward's room. That'd teach him to stop snooping!