GANDALF THE GAY
AN: friend and I were messing around. Here is the love child.
Stroking his beard seductively, it soon became apparent to the sexually submissive wizard that Gollum was about to pounce- much like a sexy, hairless cat. He trembled in anticipation. Indeed, a passionate lust had been ignited between the two of them that was stronger than the fires of Mount Doom. His kokoro going doki doki, Gandalf the Gay whispered: "You shall pass."