It was a windy night of July at Hyde Park. The year was 2014 and Luke was just walking home, as he always does. There was no one in the park except for him and some guy with a ukulele wearing a long coat. His face was hidden under his hood.
As Luke passes in front of him he listens to what his playing and he hears…
You're insufferable, your acne's terrible, Your sunny disposition is completely unbearable, And worst of all, you've got no friends, They're just on the internet, You're a waste of space, you've got no life, Got a mole on your face, you should take a knife, To your head, and do it before I do it instead…
Luke can't remember where he knows the song from but he finds it awesome so he turns around to face the guy.
"Wow, dude, that was really cool!" He says.
"Naah, that was not cool" the uke guy replies as he takes of his hood and shows his face "that was coollike".
Luke stared at him as the past year of his life passed thought his mind and remembered everything. Red alert. I've got to declare the red alert. Oh but the uke guy couldn't know he knew so he just ran and didn't stop till he got to the underground station.
His brain was thinking so fast. And he was feeling so many things at the same time. Excitement, panic, happiness, fear , confusion and then happiness again. He've found him. He found the legend. Charlieissocoollike. The youtube legend that has disappeared in 2013. The one that gave up his internet life and brought chaos onto youtube.
Luke felt weird and stuff but he knew what to do so he took his phone and called them.
"Hello?"
"Yes, hi. Uhmm…I'm…I'm…third class agent 364…I uh… I've found him" He managed to speak even with his fast breathing and shaky hands.
There was silence for a couple of seconds. You could feel the tension.
"Are you sure?"
"Completely, sir. He was playing a ukulele"
"Ukulele?! Agent 364, I need you a the central command station as in less than 3 hours"
"Yes sir. I'm on my way."
As Luke ended the call somewhere else in London, at the command station a black haired, blue eyed 28 year old man wearing a suit hung up and stared blankly at his agents. He walked up to his desk and pressed the speak up button.
"Attention please" he saw all the employers turn around and listen "I'm Agent 505, officer in charge of the UK division of the Youtube Secret Society a.k.a Amazingphil. And I'm informing you the subject in cause of this organization has been finally found. Charlie McDonnell has been seen in London, ladies and gentlemen" he let them whisper with excitement for a couple of seconds (they deserved it, after so long) "So I call all the first class agents to the conference room now for an emergency meeting. This has been declared a red alert".
Phil smirked. Finally.