At the supermarket
Lily: it's good for me to get out of the shack often and today is nice. * walks around the supermarket*
Lily: ah found the candy Mabel likes now dipper...*here's laughter behind her.*
Lily:oh no it can't be!
Bill: that's right I'm back.
Lily: Bill will you leave me alone for one day!?
Bill: I don't think I need to answer that question.
Cashier: uh ma'am are you ok...
Lily: no I'm not I'm being followed by my creepy demon triangle!
Bill: * slaps Lily's ass*
Lily: I just bin harnessed by a triangle!
Cashier: *backs away slowly*
Lily: Bill leave your annoying and no one likes you!
Bill: you do
Lily: where did you get that.
Bill: well...
Spring: Bill leave my Lily alone you triangular basterd.
Bill: who are you calling a basterd bitch.
Spring and Bill:* argue*
Lily: I better get out of here *runs out of the store*
At the mystery shack
Lily: *runs to her bedroom*
Lily : * pant* oh my god why dose the weirdest things happen to us!
Dipper and Mabel: good question.
Dipper: you ok Lily?
Lily: I ran in to a old foe.
Dipper: Bill...
Lily: yep...
Dipper: Lily I think you need to see this.
Lily: what?
Dipper: *opens a triangle door inside was Lily shrine and a triangle shaped bed with a bra with blue flowers on it*
Lily: * grabs bra* that's mine how did it... BILL!
Bill: you call... oh uh I can explain I'm insistent.
Lily: really who tried to frame you then
Bill: the pig
Lily: the...pig
Bill: yes he is a thief and a pervert.
waddles: *rubs ageist l ok Lily's leg*
Bill: see he's a guilty pig.
Mabel: aww dose my Romeo love Lily
Lily: he likes me...
Mabel: well Bill doses.
Lily: and I hate his guts.