AN/ Hello everyone! This is my first ever fanfitction anything so hope you enjoy my senseless ramblings.
BTW— I don't own harry potter
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"OK I'm confused" Sirius said "what are these?"
Remus stared "you haven't ever seen a ballon before?"
"BAL-un you called them? and no I've never seen a balun before" Sirius replied "are you the one who enchanted them?"
Lilly overhearing him stopped and shook her head in disbelief "it's pronounced balLOON and there are no spells involved, these balloons are filled with a gas thats lighter then air, muggles make them."
"Pshh their isn't anything thats lighter than air Lily, you would never be able to store it, it would all just float away!" James said jumping into the conversation. "oh and happy birthday Sirius!"
"Thanks man" replied Sirius distractedly, he was busy poking one of the balloons with his wand.
"Don't do that it might pop Sirius!" Lilly said.
"Pop? what do you mean by pop?" James asked.
"Explode with a banging sound" replied Remus lazily
"Woah these things explode!" Sirius said excitedly.
"Not like huge explo.." Lilly tried to say
"Im liking these things more and more!" Sirius said "they're like floating bombs!"
at this point Lilly gave up rolled her eyes and walked away from the conversation
Sirius looked over at James with a devious smile "how about a little birthday prank Prongs?"
"I like how you think Padfoot" replied James with the same devilish smirk "Remus just how many of these can we get?"
LATER
Happy birthday too you
Happy birthday too you
Happy birthday dear Sirius
Happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu!
"thank you everyone, and now for the cake!" Sirius shouted over the clamor of the great hall, at that moment 10 elves popped in holding a cake as tall as Sirius, and the same width as Sirius, and the same hair. "WOAH you guys make a me cake!" the elves cut a large section of cake-Sirius's head and served it to Sirius-Sirius. "Hey! thats my head!" he said indignity as they popped away.
"Hey Padfoot should we get some dinner entertainment with our cake?" James asked
"I believe we should Prongs" Sirius replied with his mouth full "it would be wrong not to have Slytherin join in on the birthday festivities"
"So very wrong, they don't have enough fun!" James said while casting a spell that released a giant heap of balloons over the Slytherin table.
Now the Slytherin were all pureblood and none of them had ever seen a balloon in their life, so when about 800 of these bright colorful objects fell onto their table they were understandably confused. they were even more confused when the balloons started sticking to their clothes and hair, they only started getting artery when the balloons began dyeing their clothes, hair, and even skin bright pink.
back at the Gryffindor table the marauders were laughing their heads off. even lily had to smile at this one. it was only complemented when Sirius-Sirius tried to take a bite out of cake-Sirius's leg and caused it to fall of his head. all in all it was a normal marauder birthday.
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