Jeff the Killer stared at his reflection thinking that was a stupid idea to cut my face like this but he couldn't really do anything about that.
Either way at least he looked creepy. But he wanted to look nice for his date.
He stared at his reflection some more and slicked his hair back and thought about wearing like a rose on his tux or something but he thought that was too prom-y.
Then he sprayed himself with colone and to make himself smell nice. Then he suddenly heard a knock at the door!
OH my god is already time? I've been staring too much at my face!
He quickly rushed out of the bathroom and threw himself at his door, pausing to smooth his hair back again and fix his tux a little, then he turned the doorknob.
"Slendy!" He exclaimed. "You're here already!"
Slenderman stared down at him from the darkness on his porch.
"I am always very punctual." He replied, his voice monotonous and seemingly coming from nowhere.
A tentacle slid out from behind his back holding a boqay of roses and other pretty flowers. Jeff took them from him, blushing.
"So, are you ready to depart and go obtain food?" Slenderman asked.
Jeff nodded, putting his boquay in a vase on a table by the door.
"Thanks so much for the flowers by the way." Jeff said as he closed the door behind them. They started walking to Slenderman's car.
"Of course. That is date etiquette." Slenderman replied.
Jeff smiled, even though he was sort of always smiling. He looked up at Slenderman who looked so big and intimidating. He admired him so much. It had been such a shock when Slenderman had asked him out...Jeff had only been dreaming of it since they'd met.
Slenderman opened one of the doors and Jeff clambered into the passenger seat while Slenderman went around the car and got into the driver seat. Jeff watched wondering how Slenderman could even fit in the car...
Slenderman opened the sunroof and stuck his upper body out of it, using his tentacles to grip the steering wheel.
"Oh so THAT'S how!" Jeff exclaimed, laughing a little.
Slenderman glanced down at him. "What do you mean?"
"I was wondering how you'd drive the car...You're way too big for it after all!"
Slenderman seemed a little embarrassed and didn't say anything, starting the car with a third tentacle. The two then drove away and as they did Jeff looked up at his date, smiling, and turned the radio on. I Hate Everything About You by Three Days Grace was on and the two listened while they drove. Then they pulled up to the restaraunt after a while. It was called the Creepypasta Cafe even though it wasn't just a cafe it was a restaraunt for all creepypastas. The guy at the podium thing at the front of the restaraunt was Hoody and he said "Hello do you have reservations?"
"Of course." Said Slenderman. "For Slenderman and Jeff the Killer, a table for two."
Hoody nodded and led them to their table, which was a booth in a rather lonesome part of the restaraunt. They waited for their waiter to get there and made small talk until finally their waiter came up. Masky was the waiter and he said, "Hi may I take your order?"
"Yes, I will have a glass of water and some small children please." Said Slenderman.
"I'll have a glass of blood and some pomegranate pancakes." Said Jeff.
"Sorry sir but we don't serve breakfast at this hour." Said Masky.
"Oh. What do you have with pomegrantes then?" Said JEff.
"Um we have some pomegranate steak." He said.
"I'll have that."
"Okay Jeff, I mean sir," Masky said because he was supposed to call him sir for professional reasons even though he knew Jeff.
Jeff laughed. "Thanks Masky, I mean...waiter...guy."
Masky stared for a moment and then said, "I'll be back with your orders soon."
Then he left and Jeff looked back at Slenderman.
"Your suit looks very nice tonight." JEff said blushing.
"I always wear this suit." Said Slenderman.
"Oh. Right." Said Jeff, scratching nervbously at the back of his head.