Ohkay this is my first fanfic but not story but i just wanna see what the people of fanfic think of my storys.

chapter 1~

No ones POV

Somewhere in the forest trudged 8 mud covered, wet men in black cloaks with red clouds. Then one with orange hair stops and motioned for the rest to do so.
"Zetzu, what's the report?" Pein asks, as a man plant grew out of the ground in front of him. "Clear all the way to base. Konan is waiting, she says weird things just started happening today." Zetzu answers. "You may go." Pein spoke. Then he motions for everyone to continue on.
Ten minutes later one with an orange mask whined "Deidara-sama, Tobi's tired and wet." "We all are Tobi so shut up, un!" Deidara yells at Tobi. "Tobi wants to know if you will give him a piggy back." Tobi asks. "For the last time Tobi NO! un." Deidara yells. This continues till they reach the

base.

Everyone but Pein went to their own rooms to sleep, shower, or both. Pein went straight to his office and found Konan behind his desk. He went around his desk and wraps his arms round Konan, who relaxed into his embrace. "So what are these weird things that are happening?" Pein asks softly. Just then there was banging and crashing sounds.

"They haven't been here for more that five minutes and there already thrashing the base!" Konan huffs. "Lets go see what's going on and maybe crack some skulls together." Pein says. "ohkay." Konan says as Pein unwraps his arms from her. They both exit the office.
Before they made it to the living room they hear a string of swear words come from a feminine voice. Konan's eyebrows shot up as they entered the living room. Those words are coming from a girl in her teens, but not just a normal girl. A girl that had silver shoulder length hair and pink-violet eyes. She was a feminine replica of Hidan.

"Where the fuck am I!" she bellows. "We went through a time fracture Nulla." says someone within the shadows. "why in the fuck did we go through a fucking time fracture?" Nulla yells at the shadows. "Don't ask me why." the shadows says in a cold monotone voice, which reminds Konan and Pein of Itachi's but at the same time not. "You damn Uchiha's are all the same." Nulla huffs. "Nulla! Nulla! Look who we found!" Two thirteen year olds, one a girl the other a boy, came running in with someone attached to a rope. As the person came into vie the screeched "your boyfriend!" The guys face flushed. They had pulled in a younger version of Kakuzu without stitching. Upon closer look of the girl and boy they were amazed to see that they looked like Deidara.

"Wait! The one that looks like Hidan said Uchiha's!" Konan whispers to Pein. " I caught that too." Pein whispers back.
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" Nulla yelled loud enough to wake not only the entire base but perhaps konan and the dead.
Elsewhere in the base... "HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!" "What the fuck?" says a groggy Jashinist. Hidan sat straight up in bed. What he heard afterwards made him curious so he got out of his bed and pulls on a clean pair of jeans. He walks to his door and yanks it open to see Kakuzu walking down the hall with everyone else. Kakuzu turns and asks Hidan "Who was that?" "I don't fucken know." Hidan reply. And at that they began to head towards the noise once again. They ending up in the living room.

Once Hidan was in the room he notices the girl that looks just like him. "Who the fuck are you!" Hidan yells at the girl. "None of your fucking business!" she yells back. "Her name is Nulla." says some male tied to a rope by his ankles from the floor. "And who the fuck are you." Hidan snears. "Teramu." he answers. "Why the fuck does that bitch," Hidan gestures towards Nulla, "look like me." "She's your kid." Teramu says calmly. "No she's fucken not." Hidan says sceptical. "yes you are." says a cold voice from behind him. Hidan spun around to see someone who looks like Itachi but younger.

"Tekuri." the kid asks isn a monotone voice. "Yes brother?" The one called Tekuri asks from the couch. "Have you found Domo yet?" says the one behind Hidan asks Tekuri more like a statement then question. "I haven't found sister yet Niyaku." says Tekuri. "Tobi is confused. When did Itachi have kids Deidara-sama?" Tobi asks. Deidara was to busy looking at twins that looks like him.

Nulla smirks at the two Uchiha's and says "you will never find my partner." Out of the blue Nulla's head fell to the ground. "Fucking bitch why'd ya do that shit." Nulla asks. "You wouldn't shut up." says the shadows as a girl with short/medium black hair walked out. She then leans down and picks up Nulla's head. "Tisk tisk don't brag." she says coldly. "Well it's true Domo, you can attach my head without stitch freak over there or his sister and your immor..." she was smothered as Domo's hand slid over her mouth as Domo hisses. Everyone of the original Akatsuki members eyebrows shot up including Tobi/Madara's, but with his mask on you would never know that.

Just then a girl with blond hair and blue eyes walks in. "Omaki!" the twins yell in union and drop the rope to rush at her. "Tiyami, Tisun!" Omaki says as she leans down to the two rushing at her. "Puny brother falling into their trick again." says some one from the doorway. "Shut the fuck up bitch." Nulla spat. "Always sticking up for my little brother."

"Looks like your daughter and my son have a crush on each other." Kekuzu said. "I don't remember having kids, do you?" Hidan asked. "Absolutely not." Kekuzu says. "Domo! Put Nulla's head back on her body." says a girl growing out of the wall. "Yes Mara." says Domo. Domo then walks over to Nulla's body and aligns her head with it. She places her hands upon the cut. In a flash it was done, not even Madara's sharingan could catch it to copy the technique. She stood up and pulls Nulla to her feet. "Domo!" says a kid like voice. "eh?" Domo says before she is glomped by a guy in a yellow mask with black stripes and two eye holes. "Yo Domo. Get off of her Niyan!" some guy with black hair only Konan and Pein know who that belongs to. Niyan just looked over at him and says "Niyans sorry that Nar loves Domo too." Nar is getting ged in the face and yells "That's none of your fucking business!" Then out of nowhere Nar throws a kunai at Niyan. Niyan poofs away so now the kunai is now heading towards Domo. In a flash Domo had the kunai in her hand and in an icy tone says "Nar leave me the fuck alone or I will let Nulla sacrifice you to Jashin" Just then Niyan poofs back and held sonething only Domo could see. Domo's eyes lit up and she shrieks with glee. She grabs whatever it was and runs into the kitchen. "Wait for us!" the twins yell following Domo as they grab the rope and drug Teramu along. Nulla follows the two girls with Omaka and Teramu's sister in tow. "Niyaku and Takkuri follow them." says Mara. "Kasame, Itachi, Hidan, Deidara, Kakuzu make sure they don't cause damage." Pein orders them. There was grumles but they obay the order.

As soon as all of them left Niyan spoke in a cold frozen tone "Nar, you will never have Domo, ever. Do you got that." Pein looks over at madara with a raised eyebrow. "What makes you so sure." sneers Nar. In a flash Niyan has Nar up against a wall and snarls "She's mine!" "Nakada!" Mara interrupts. Nakada steps back and drops Nar then tells him "Don't touch her."

Just then they all hear a crash and Kakuzu yell on the top of his lungs "NOT THE DAMN FRIDGE!" Then Nulla yells "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT!" Then Kakuzu came flying though the wall. "That's my job and now I have to replace her head again and I didn't even chop it off!" Domo yells at him with Nullas hair tangled with her finger and Nulla having a glare on her face.

Pein looks around to find that Madara and Nakada used the distraction as an opportunity to disappear.

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I am writing it for a friend of mine and myself and she is doing the same.

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