Sheldon Swifties XXXII: "Mysteries of the Universe…"
Summary: Like my Immortal Beloved bits in my Buffyverse stories, these are fragments and short bits, some longer…Just to fiddle with ideas, possibly forming longer tales later.
Disclaimer: All is Chuck's…
"Sheldon…I don't like to intrude…But Amy has become someone I care about…" Penny, carefully…
"Yes…She considers you her best friend, besides me…Being her boyfriend though, I occupy a higher plateau…"
Uh-huh…
"Well, Sheldon…You have to know…Amy is expecting you to marry her one day…" Penny, hesitant…
"Oh, yes…You mean her four year plan…" nod…
"You know about the four year plan…?"
Hmmn-hmm…Shrug… "It sounds like a good plan to me…"
"Really?..." Leonard staring over from his sofa seat…Penny blinking…
"You're ok with it?..." Penny, glance to the now befuddled Leonard…
"It's a logical sequence of events…And I love Amy…"
"You what?..." Leonard, blinking…
Huh?...Penny staring…
"Is something odd about that?...People, I drew up and signed a Relationship Agreement with her…I bought her a tiara…"
"Well?...You love her and you expect to marry her…" Penny, gulping…
Frown at Leonard's arch stare…He…(Sheldon Cooper, for cryin' out loud),,,expects to marry…Her…
Ok, Leonard…I get your editorial…
"It's the social convention…And unlike you and Leonard, Amy and I are a rather well-paired couple…Of course we'll have to see how we do over those four years…"
"Wow…" "My God, Sheldon…"
"So are you and Amy ever going to have sex?..." Penny, hesitant…
"What?...How do you think I found out about the four year plan?..."
"What?..." Penny, Leonard, blinking…
"She talks in her sleep…"
"What you say?..." Penny, staring...
"But…" Leonard, shaking head… "I thought you said you weren't ready to reproduce until it was more hygenic…?"
"Oh…Leonard?...You're confusing reproduction with sex?…Penny?...Does he do that often?...That doesn't bode well for your avoidance of pregnancy…Of course we won't reproduce until we're able to be a bit more hygienic but so long as we have condoms, diaphragms, and the new Pill at hand, we'll be at it like minks…"
"What?..." Leonard, Penny…
"This is the meme thing again, right, Leonard?" Penny, anxiously…
"Oh, grow up, people…" sigh…