Ok so this just popped into my head one night after I watched the episode where Kurt leaves. It got me thinking about Mercedes and Kurt's friendship, so I decided just to experiment with it a little and this is what I got. I find the Britany parts are the best, sometimes I don't think they give her enough credit. (She's my favorite, well other than Kurt and Mercedes!) Anyways, hope you guys like it and PLEASE leave reviews.
Love, Anernerk (:
Mr. Shue walks into the Glee room. "Okay guys, so who wants to go first? I'm sure you're all dying to perform your duets," He says placing his bag on the piano. He looks up to see his students looking depressed. "Guys what's wrong?"
"We're in a funk, Mr. Shue," Artie sighs heavily.
"Why? Sectionals are a still a few months away. We just need more practice. Come on," Mr. Shue encourages. "It's not that Mr. Shue."
"Well then what's wrong," Will asks.
"Mercedes and Kurt got into a fight yesterday. They won't talk to each other and it's putting us all in a funk," Tina interjects.
"It's so bad that I don't even care if I get the solo today," Rachael vents.
"I know I'm so depressed, I couldn't even finish my hot make-out session with Peter James," Santana grumbles. Everyone turns to look at her.
"What? He's hot," She giving them all a "duh" look.
"Can't you two just kiss and make-up already, so we can get on with our lives," Puck says annoyed.
"Yeah cause you're kind of bringing us down dudes," Finn groans.
"I'll forgive Kurt when he apologizes," says Mercedes, finally speaking up.
"Ha. Me? For what? It's not my fault you're jealous of my new relationship," Kurt blurts out angrily.
"You must be trippin'. You really think I'm jealous that you're dating Blaine," Mercedes asks, rolling her eyes.
"If it's not that, then what is it," Kurt asks annoyed.
"I think Mercedes is feeling neglected because you're spending all of your time with Blaine. Maybe you should learn how to schedule your time more wisely, so you have time for both Blaine and Mercedes," Britany intervenes. Everyone looks at her shocked.
"Britany, I don't think I've ever heard you say something that smart," Artie says.
"I've been watching a lot of Doctor Phil. Last week he helped a girl who was obsessed with sleeping with her blow-dryer," Britany smiles.
"Is that true," Kurt asks.
"Yeah. It's a serious addiction," Britany says.
"I was talking to Mercedes," Kurt says, rolling his eyes.
"Yeah," Mercedes says softly.
"Well why didn't you just say so? We could have talked about it," Kurt says.
"I never see you anymore. How was I supposed to tell you how I feel," She sighs.
"I'm sorry I haven't been around lately," He apologizes.
"It's okay. I was never really mad. I just missed my favorite white boy," Mercedes smiles.
"I've missed you too," Kurt says pulling her into a tight hug. Everyone cheers.
"Now that everything's back to normal, can we get back to rehearsal," Mr. Shue asks.
"Yes of course. There's actually a song that I've been dying to perform," Rachael says cheerfully.
"Of course Rachael, by all means," Mr. Shue chuckles.
So what's your evil attitude
When you got me spending my time pleasing you
Why must you keep me underground
Tell me tell me, why you wanna bring me down?
Is it too much to keep it down. When I'm giving you one hundred and ten
Don't blink cause I won't be around
Tell me tell me, why you wanna bring me down
