A Cue Taken From the You'll Never Hear Them Say deals:
(We see a rather heated argument going here . . . )
Heero: What!?! Take another mission, no way! I'm going to the beach.
Dr. J: You're taking the mission whether you like it or not.
Heero: Am not.
Dr J: Are too Heero: (Growls) Am. Not.
Dr. J: (Growls back) Are. Too.
Heero: A-m n-o-t.
Dr. J: A-r-e t-o-o.
Heero: AM NOT!
Dr. J; ARE TOO !
Heero: (Dares) Make me.
(He grabs the boy by his shirt collar and puts him in a headlock.) Dr. J: Say uncle! Say uncle!
Heero: OK, OK, UNCLE!
(Another day comes)
Heero: (Throws a temper tantrum like a four-year-old) I DON'T WANNA GO! I DON'T WANNA GO!
***
Trowa: Hey, Duo, do you hear something?
Duo: Hear what?
(A strange humming is coming from another room. The two boys busted through the door of the kitchen only to find . . .)
Wufei: Hey guys! Chocolate cake anyone?
(They promptly shut the door, trying to forget the forget the sight they just saw.)
Trowa: (Paling) Pink. Apron. (He screams) Aiieeeeeee!
Duo: (Laughs nervously) H-hey man, I saw it too. (Voices crackles) I can't believe he was-he was baking!
***
Catherine: That Trowa, all day is yap-yap-yap-yap-yap-yap! Man, why can't he be a little more quiet like that Duo kid.
(One day we hear Quatre speaking to his fellow pilots . . .)
Quatre: You know, I hate you people.
Out of all the people I could've worked with it had to be your four losers.
I mean, Duo's, you an idiot, Heero, why don't you get the stick out of his ass, and if I have to listen to you. Wufei, go on about justice I'm gonna tell you to shove it! And you, (points at Trowa) say something dammit! (Storms off) Screw being cheerful, I hate my life! (He buries his head in his hands crying.)
(We can see Relena and some sexy guy with a heavenly body standing in front of Heero.)
Relena: Look Heero, it's been fun, but the 'come back and kill me' thing gets kinda old.
(We can all see a tear in Heero's eye.)
***
(We can see Noin, Sally, Relena, and Lady Une sitting at a café discussing something deeply.)
Noin: And then he decides to listen to me! Une: Man, men can be sooooo oblivious.
Relena: So stupid is more like it. Here I am, willingly standing so he can kill me and then he backs off. (The other snap their fingers in agreement.)
Sally: Girl I know! Wufei will not listen to me, if it's Natuka, it's justice and justice that.
(She whimpers) What about my needs! (The other two start comforting their friend.)
Relena: You know, why do even care about these men? I'm an independence woman thank you.
Who needs them? (They all agree with her.)
Noin: Preach on girl, Guys are such jerks.
Une: I say we form a support group!
Three other three: YEAH!!!
Sally: Come on! I know where we can get ice-cream and make-overs!
Others: Alright!
(Suddenly they all begin to sing every song off the Waiting to Exhale Soundtrack . . .)