Don't yell if it's really random and you hate it, it's just something me and my crazy friend Sarah came up with while we were in Social Studies, bored out of our minds (yeah, we probably should've been paying attention, but I was reeeeeally hyper, and Sarah…. Well we'll just say that she was barely passing last quarter), so it's a really weird, half-assed crack-fic. But if you review for more, we may just find some more time to be hyper during Social Studies. The rest of the class is anyway….
Don't own anything! All belongs to the beautiful and talented Richelle Mead! Oops, besides my awesome possume best friend(s?), Easter bunny, Se7en, Shakespeare, Dr. Who and anyone else I may have forgotten. Still don't own though. Sarah only wishes she owned Dimitri, but he's mine. *cell rings* what do you mean you own him? *sigh* can I at least have Christian then? *holds phone away from ear as screams are heard* Well, apparently I don't own Christian or Dimitri. *sigh*
Rose and Lissa were walking out of a mall carrying tons of bags when Lissa said "I love Hot Topic" (a/n any grammatical errors are paragraphs Sarah wrote, such as this one)
"OMDEEEEEEEEEE, SO DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!" Rose screamed. (a/n and I wrote the hyper ones!!!! Lol)
Then the Easter bunny came and kicked a dwarf named Alfonzo, and Vlad got hit by Dimitri driving a bus. (Yay! Way to go Dimitri! I'm gonna shut up now….)
The out of nowhere a fat drunk leperchan came and said "ow bout a kiss girlys" sounding more like an Australian freak than an Irish one (sorry Ireland and Australia! No offense intended!) The Lissa and Rose started screaming "ewwww that gnome talked to us the then saw a unicorn who came and poked the leperchan in the but with its horn
Then Mason came back and kissed Rose then Dimitri bitch-slapped him (hyper, remember, I love Mason!) and so Megan kissed Mason. (Hope you read that and loved it!) Then Se7en killed Mason again and kissed Megan. Then Pellman got mad and Megan killed Alicia. (I hope you're happy, I had to die!)
Then Kirova's nutz fell off (ha-ha, that's from someone else's fanfic, sorry I can't remember who you are, otherwise I'd mention you) and Rose decapitated the evil blonde Strigoi bastard. Then Adrian got drunk (again) and puked all over Queen Tatiana.
Out of nowhere, Shakespeare and Dr. Who came and the Doctor pointed his screwdriver at Dimitri, who ran away screaming like a little girl.
Then….. we ended our craziness an got to work.
I just figured out the one thing I own! Alfonzo is totally from my imagination. Sarah only wishes she owned him, but he's mine, so BACK OFF!
There's one more chapter, but it's not nearly as funny. The button calls you to press it! Review….. Should we do more?
~Alice in black