kUNG lAO'S ANSWERING MACHINE…
Kung Lao-hey boys this is Kung Lao, If you're from the Aspca, I decapitated myself with my hat.
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Scorpion-your hat is gay, hah!
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dog-Hey man! I'm the dog you hit with your hat in Mk3, I lost my balls! I called to say Fuck you! You're supposed to be asian but you're Latino!
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George Lopez-You're Latino? SWEET! I can make fun of you even though I am Latino also.
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Liu Kang-Wapah woo cah Whado! hey Kung lao, I did Kitana, but what's a condom?
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Kitana-Liu Knocked me up! Kill him.
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Dairou-I have a crap backstory, but I wanna be famous, famous, You wanna be the one who's living the good Life!
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Big Time rush-we're suing Dairou because of Copyright Infringement.
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Jade-I love you!
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Kung lao-why does Jade love…I called myself, Jade was hotter in the movie.
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Bo rai cho- kung Lao, I need your help, I vomited on Li mei, and now she wants to fuck you.
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Li mei- Can I fuck you?
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Scorpion-Scorpion, bent on revenge, Never been to mercedes-benz, Throws his spear, get over here, Had a wife, and a son, he's to lazy to buy a gun, spine was ripped, buried in a krypt, Dosen't like Sub-zero, His wife looked like a ho,. Wait, that's me!
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Reptile-MMMMMMM
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Raiden-You copied me! give me back!
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Shang tsung- Chacarron Chacarron, Nuhnuhnuhnuhnuh nuhnuh nuh nuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuhnuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh nuh.
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Liu kang-Can you fix my voice?
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Sub-zero-I just got a sub-zero fridge, I love it! I like to put myself in the ice maker.
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Answering machine-no more messages.