Ggio stopped at his parent's doorstep and knocked loudly, a little worried.

Ggio is a college student, who went to America for med-school. He just came back for vacation, wanting to introduce his girlfriend, Soi-Fon, to his parents. He remembered Soi-Fons surprise when he told her that he was raised by gay parents. They were supposed to meet his them at a restaurant, but an hour has passed. He knows his "mother", Findor, was always punctual.

Ggio knocked again, his feet shifting.

"Ma?" he called out, "Ma, you there?"

He heard someone coming and then the door opens. Findor looks at his son with wide yes and sighs.

"Come in, Ggio-kun."

Ggio walks in and looks around, memories of his childhood flowing through his mind,

"Ma, you and Dad were supposed to meet me and Soi-Fon at Olive Garden an hour ago."

"Yes, honey, I'm sorry, it just...me and your father are having a…discussion."

"A discussion? Ha!"

Ggio looked upstairs, surprised that Avirama's voice came from the master bedroom. He went upstairs and knocked on the bedrooms door.

"Dad, you in there?"

"Yeah, I am."

Findor appeared next to Ggio, arms folded with a frown on his face. Ggio just blinked in confusion; his parents barely argue, this was actually rare.

"Ma, why are you and dad arguing?"

"Because your father is a bum that has no matter at all."

"Oh, please, she was asking for it!" Avirama yelled through the door.

"What is he talking about?" Ggio asked, looking at Findor.

"Findor sighs and started to rub his temples.

"Yesterday, we invited out neighbors, Haibel and Stark, for dinner. You remember them, right?"

Ggio nodded, before he left to school, they moved next door after they got married. He remembers he usually see's their two children, Lilinette and Wonderweiss playing in the backyard.

"Well," Findor continued explaining, "I had my paintings n the wall and Halibel commented on them."

Ggio nodded again, knowing that Findor's hobby was painting and he sometimes like to hang his art on the walls.

"She then made a very hurtful comment about my painting."

Findor then sighed heavily and pointed to the bedrooms door.

"Then your father came out and called her a leathery old hag."

Ggio snorted at this. He should have know Avirama would say something like that He was always very protective of Findor.

"Bitch was asking for it." Avirama said through the door. Ggio groaned; he was getting tired from this way of talking.

"Dad, come out of the bedroom."

"No while he's out there, he hit me."

Ggio looked at Findor in shock.

"Ma!"

"It was a piece of bread." Findor said shrugging.

"Five days old, it was like getting hit with a brick!" Avirama exclaimed.

Ggio shook his head at the whole situation.

"Ma." He said as he looked at Findor, "I'm sure dad had his reason. He didn't want Halibel to hurt you, that's why he acted the way he did. I mean, this is something that he will typically do."

Findor sighs and nods. Ggio was right, Avirama was always protective of him, even though they were times he went a little over the top. Findor sighs again and knocked on the door.

"Avirama, let me in so we can talk."

The bedroom door opened and Findor walked in, It was quiet for a few minutes so Ggio knocked.

"Ma, Dad, everything ok?"

"Um…Ggio-kun…we'll be out in about an hour." Findor said and then he moaned which made Ggio's eyes bug out.

"Ohh, Avirama."

Ggio smiles as he shakes his head and goes downstairs. He opened the front door and yelled to upstairs;

"Ma, Dad, I'll see you later."

AN: Finally, a new Avirama X Findor fic. AU of course. I'm going through an AU craze lately. I got some of the dialogue from the show "The Golden Girls". I once got hit with 5 day old bread and it hurts like hell! The theme is Orly because it juts fit with the situation at hand. I don't own bleach, if I did these guys would have way more screen time.