~Post MGS4~

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as in...almost required!

"Snake, we need to talk…." Said Hal with an obvious tremble to his tone.

"It's about your sm"

"I know, I know, you don't like my smoking. I'm not going to talk about this right now"

Interrupted snake, as if he was awaiting Otacon's attempt.

"Snake, why must you torture us like this?" Otacon stood up and towered over the relaxing Snake.

"If it's the smell, I can go outside." Snake said sarcastically as he looked out the window that displayed how fast the clouds were going by.

"No Snake, the fact that you're aiding your own death. At this rate, smoking is going to kill you before your disease does."

"At least I'll die of natural causes then" Snake through the cigarette bud into his special canister. Within seconds, he ignited up another.

Otacon quickly snatched the cigarette from snake and held it out of Snakes reach.

"No more for you Snake. It's time to quit!"

"Otacon…you better give me those back."

"And if I don't?"

"Do you remember how bad I hurt Ocelot a couple days ago when I was all worn out and beat to hell?"

"Of course I remember."

"I'm fully healed and refreshed now motherfucker and I'm still kicking. Give me my cigarette or your walking off this plane in worse condition then that poor bastard."

Otacon cleared his throat and took a step back.

"N-n-n-n-n-no!"

"That's it Otacon, Your going down!"

Snake stood up and quickly put on his game face.

Within the blink of an eye, Snake lunged for Otacon.

Otacon was never trained on what to do in this scenario…so he just stood there and wet himself. Brother like sister.

From behind the stairs, Sunny came to the rescue. As she reached Otacon, she let out a scream and kicked Snake in the one place that no man could endure.

*thud* Snake hit the floor and was knocked out cold.

"Thank you sunny, I was really frightened there."

"Hal…you smell funny."

"It's ….it's nothing"

Sunny went back upstairs and did Hal a favor by not mentioning his pants were wet.

"Snake, I'm sorry, but this is for your own good."

Hal threw the rest of the cigarettes down the toilet and moved Snake to his bed.

When Snake woke up, he wasn't the happiest tenant by no means.