A/N: A ream of paper is a stack of printer paper roughly 1 1/2 to 2 inches thick.
Adam stood in front of the computer, listening to the music on his iPod. He was very, very unaware of one Danny Messer standing in the doorway to the lab, cell phone out, recording the scientist as he sang 'Single Ladies' at the top of his lungs. Stella walked by to see Danny leaning against the doorway, the oblivious scientist singing away. "Danny?"
"This is priceless, Stella." Adam was dancing now, and it was then that Mac walked past, only to hear Adam belt out the chorus of the song.
"If ya like it then you shoulda put a ring on it!" It got even worse when Adam did a hip-hop dance move and sang, "Don't be mad when you see that he want it!" Adam was really into the music by that point, and continued with another hip-hop move that turned him to face the three detectives in the lab doorway. He looked from Danny, clutching the cell phone in his hand, to Stella, and then to Mac, who both had bemused expressions on their faces.
Adam ripped the earbuds from his ears, turning beet red from the embarrassing situation. He stuttered out, "How-how long were you, uh, standing there?" Danny stopped the recording and grinned.
"Long enough to know that you know all the words to 'Single Ladies'." Stella and Mac left the two standing there, staring at each other. "Definitely not American Idol quality, but…how bout we let the viewers on YouTube decide?" Adam's eyes went wide.
"You wouldn't."
"Watch me." Adam dove towards Danny, who held the phone above his head as he pressed various buttons on the device. When the phone beeped, Danny lowered the phone and Adam snatched it from him only to see the horrifying words, Video Successfully Uploaded. Adam reached for the nearest heavy object, which happened to be a ream of paper, and chased Danny down the hallways of the crime lab, yelling,
"YOU'RE A DEAD MAN, MESSER!"
All Lindsay saw was Danny running towards autopsy, followed by the ream-of-paper-wielding Adam Ross. She turned towards the one year old Lucy and said, "That's daddy for you."
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