Sasuchan in Art School Chapter 1: Meeting Uchiha Sasuke, a naruto fanfic

I do not own Naruto

Chapter One: Meeting Uchiha Sasuke

Naruto panted and shrugged his duffel bag, portfolio, and laptop messenger bag to the floor of his new dorm room. He rotated his shoulders and cracked his neck before he flopped onto his new bed.

Why the fuck can't a huge rich school like this fix their elevators before orientation day? Naruto thought and groaned inwardly at his aching legs. Six fucking flights of stairs without A/C carrying at least 50 pounds of luggage! I should sue! Naruto flipped over and propped up on his elbows. At least I got here before my roommate and got the corner bed. Naruto grinned to himself and bit his lips in excitement at the thought of what he should do first. Grab lunch, get a coke, go find Kiba, or Gaara, or start on his new idea for his comic, or unpack—

Naruto jumped when the door to the room burst open and banged loudly against the wall. Seconds later a huffing, swearing, silver haired teen stumbled into the room with three times Naruto's luggage swamping him down. He heaved with an impressive curse and threw the suitcases and bags onto the other bed.

"Suigetsu! Don't treat Sasuke-sama's things so carelessly!" A high pitched female voice announced the woman who came in after him, dressed rather sexily in Naruto's opinion, in a blood red half buttoned shirt and tight, impressively short shorts.

"Fuck you, Karin, you didn't have to haul the ice princess' shit up three floors!" The silver-haired boy, Suigetsu, bared his teeth, to reveal rows of spikes like a sharks. Naruto grimaced, still unnoticed by the two.

"It's not my fault you're a whore for money! And don't call Sasuke-sama 'ice princess', you sea urchin!" The girl put her arms akimbo and leaned her weight to one side and Naruto raised an eyebrow, appreciating the suddenly very good view of her shorts-clad ass.

"Karin, move." A dark, velvety voice came from the hidden door and Naruto piqued when both the teens straightened and closed their mouths. A man that looked to be slightly shorter than Naruto walked in, but the black hair that stuck up on the back of his head like a duck made up for it. Naruto giggled at the image of a duck's butt and three pairs of eyes turned to him.

Oh shit…

The silver haired one leered and took in Naruto's disheveled state, eyeing the slip of skin visible where his shirt had ridden up.

"Hey, blondie, what do you say to a quickie sometime?" Karin turned to Suigetsu in disgust and the shorter brunette blinked.

Naruto twitched. Did he mean sex? "Sorry, man, don't swing that way." Karin sighed and ran a hand through her choppy hair and the brunette glared to the side.

"Y'sure? A blowjob is a blowjob, y'know." Karin growled and slapped him upside his head.

Naruto's stomach churned. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure. Thanks though…" I guess….

Sasuke stared at the blonde laying on the bed through the corner of his eye. The man had an incredibly smooth sexy voice, gorgeous glittering crystal blue eyes, impossibly bright blonde hair, and a beautiful tan. Sasuke had seen pictures of Adonis, and those paled in comparison to the awkwardly smiling teen sprawled on the bed in wrinkled clothes. Sasuke tried to gain his composure; he was not going to allow himself be attracted to his roommate, especially not if said roommate was straight.

"Well, if you ever change your mind, this bastard knows where to find me," Suigetsu jerked a thumb to point to Sasuke and Sasuke had to bite his lip slightly to keep from hissing at him like a disgruntled kitten.

"I'll be sure you're the first to know if I ever turn gay." The chunk of sunshine smirked sexily and Sasuke felt his groin stir. That would not do. He reached into his pocked and took out his wallet and plucked out a five from the thick wad of cash nestled in the leather sleeve.

"Suigetsu." He growled and the silver haired man turned back to glare at him and Karin stopped sneering. He almost smirked when the blonde boy perked up and shifted to see him better. "Here's your five dollars. Now leave. You too, Karin." Suigetsu snatched the bill away with a sneer before he turned back and gestured for the blonde to call him and left the room. Karin looked at Sasuke for a moment before she followed the fish man out into the hall.

Sasuke followed them stiffly and shut the door. He stalked back to the room and glared at his bed, which was under a curtain-less window full of sunshine.

"You should have that horny bastard on a leash." A husky whisper came from the other bed and Sasuke willed his libido down.

"Hn."

Sasuke heard rustling and glanced back to see the blonde stretching out on the bed, making his shirt ride up to expose a tan hip. "Can't you speak? You look Japanese, so you should be pretty damn fluent in English."

Sasuke's head snapped to stare at his roommate.

"How do I know?" Damn the sexy smirk. "I'm actually half Japanese, half English. Lived in Japan till I was ten." The blonde turned onto his stomach again. "You like a J-rock fan or something? You look like someone from one of those boy bands."

"Hn." Boy bands?

"Can't pronounce your L's, then? That's okay, I understand." The blonde teased and Sasuke glared at him. The blonde grinned. Sasuke's cock twitched. "Ore Naruto dattebayo."

Sasuke almost laughed. Almost. "You speak like you're five and you're named after food?" Sasuke asked.

"He speaks!! Ten awesome points for me!!" Naruto chuckled to himself then turned his narrowed gaze back to Sasuke. "Hey, I was little when I was in Japan and I like talking like that, teme. And what the fuck is wrong with my name, huh?"

"Nothing, dobe, but unlike Suigetsu, don't expect me to eat you. I hate raamen." Sasuke almost blushed. Bad mouth, running on your own like that!

Naruto jumped up and Sasuke scowled to see he was several inches taller. "WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU HATE RAAMEN!? IT'S MANNA ON EARTH!!" Sasuke cringed at the crackly volume so different from the huskiness.

"It's processed plastic and wheat and salt."

Naruto's eyes narrowed and he scowled and Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"Yes?" He asked.

Naruto leapt onto him and before he knew it they were engaged in a full out brawl on the floor of their room on the first day of college, five minutes after they'd met.

"Hey, Naru—" Kiba stopped short when he saw a shifting pile of limbs on the floor. One was obviously his ADHD blondie but there was a pale, dark-haired thing clinging to and punching the sunbeam.

"WTF??" Kiba screamed and Naruto and Sasuke paused, each gripping the other's collar and poised to punch the other's face.

"Stop, you retards."

Sasuke growled and Naruto shoved away. "Who the hell you calling a retard, dog breath?"

"You, retard."

Naruto growled and was ready to pounce on Kiba when a redhead popped up behind the brunette.

"Already fighting, are we?" He asked coolly, his icy teal eyes studying them.

"He started it!" They both shouted and pointed at each other.

"I wonder why I'm friends with you two; I hate kids." Gaara sighed.

"HEY!" They screamed in unison.

Sasuke huffed and Kiba turned to glare at him.

"And who's this emo?"

"Uhh…dunno."

"Dumbass! You got in a fight with your roommate and you don't even know his name?" Kiba smacked Naruto on the back of the head.

"Ow!"

"Sasuke Uchiha, ne?" Gaara studied the raven, who barely nodded in response.

"Uchiha? As in the huge company?" Naruto's eyes got big.

"Hn."

"Dude! I love your brother!" Naruto screeched like a fan girl and Sasuke cringed. "He is like so awesome! Is he here to see you off? How is he?" Sasuke continued to glare as Naruto spouted off questions about his oh-so-dear brother.

"Wait, is this Itachi we're talking about? The guy you've had a boy crush on for half your life?" Kiba asked.

Sasuke felt a new wave of hate for his brother flood over him.

"Shut up! No one's supposed to know the great Uzumaki has lapses in his heterosexuality!!" Naruto squealed and threw a pillow at Kiba.

"Dude, I'm sorry, but everyone figures you're bi cuz you act so flaming sometimes."

"It's true." Gaara chimed in.

"Ewwww." Naruto scrunched his nose up and Sasuke didn't want to kiss him. Because he wasn't going to fall in lust with his straight roommate, damn it, not even with the possibility of getting him drunk and pretending to be Itachi to lay the sexy blonde.

"Remember junior prom?"

Naruto stuck his tongue out in concentration and then giggled. "But that was totally a joke!"

"Except that you look really good as a woman."

"Eww, you weren't checking me out were you?" Naruto scrunched up again and Sasuke wanted to strangle the brunette for the panicked look that was obviously a yes.

"N-no! Why would I do that, man?" Kiba stuttered. Oh, fuck, he couldn't be found out!!

"Orientation starts in five minutes." Gaara informed them and three minutes later Sasuke was alone in his room. He sighed and made his way to the auditorium.