Anime Idol
Chapter One
Kaida: hello and welcome to Anime Idol, the show where your favorite anime characters compete in a completely pointless singing contest!!
*crickets chirp*
Kaida: -_-' Well, lets begin anyway. Please welcome our judges, Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho!
*Hiei walks out from behind curtain and sits in judges booth with feet propped up on table*
Kaida: *glares at Hiei* Saitou, from Ruroni Kenshin!
*Saitou walks out from behind curtain, sits down, and lights up.*
Kaida: *waving smoke away and eyeing smoke detector nervously* And our last judge: Rin, from Inuyasha!
*Rin runs out from behind curtain and goes to sit in between Saitou and Hiei*
Kaida: Our first contestant for Anime Idol will be....*looks at cue card* Oh god help us. The first contestant will be....Kuwabaka.
*Kuwabara runs out holding a microphone. Hiei almost falls out of his seat. Saitou promptly sticks ear plugs in his ear. Rin looks from Hiei to Saitou to Kuwabara innocently*
Kaida: So, Kuwabaka. What are you going to sing for our audience today.
Kuwabara: Im going to sing Beautiful by Christina Aguilera!
Kaida: O_o *twitch. Twitch*
Judges: O_0
Audience: O_0
Kuwabara what?!!?
Hiei: *cough gay cough*
Kuwabara: Watch it shrimp boy!
Kaida: Whatever! Just sing!! *plugs ears*
Kuwabara: I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today!!
Kaida: *unplugs ears* Is it over? Oh. Judges, what did
you
think of Kuwabaras uhh.......interesting....... performance?
Kuwabara: Hey! I wasn't done.
Kaida: Well, your done now. Judges?
Hiei: Awful. Horrible. The worst thing I have ever
heard.
Saitou: *cough gay cough*
Rin: *gives thumbs down sign* you suck. *sticks tongue
out at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Hey!! That's not fair!! Or nice.....
Kaida: Kuwabara, no one cares. But it will be the
viewers who
decide the winner of Anime Idol, so, regardless of Hiei,
Saitou, or Rins
opinion, you could still win. (god help us if you do)
Hiei: Wait. If we don't get to decide the winners,
then why the heck are we here?!
Kaida: I dunno. A publicity gimmick? Who cares, you
get to
make fun of complete idiots for free so why are you
complaining?
Kaida: Anyway, tune in tomorrow for our next two
contestants....*looks at cue card*.... Yukina and Sesshomaru!!
Authors Note: I don't own American Idol. I do own Anime
Idol. This
was MY IDEA. NO ONE STEAL IT.....Grrrrr... Oh yeah, I don't own
any of the songs either. And yes, the reviewers will be
deciding who wins
Anime Idol AT THE END. That means you can review now, but
don't
tell me who your voting for until I tell you to send in
that particular
review, ok? Ok. Get it? Got it? Good.
Chapter One
Kaida: hello and welcome to Anime Idol, the show where your favorite anime characters compete in a completely pointless singing contest!!
*crickets chirp*
Kaida: -_-' Well, lets begin anyway. Please welcome our judges, Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho!
*Hiei walks out from behind curtain and sits in judges booth with feet propped up on table*
Kaida: *glares at Hiei* Saitou, from Ruroni Kenshin!
*Saitou walks out from behind curtain, sits down, and lights up.*
Kaida: *waving smoke away and eyeing smoke detector nervously* And our last judge: Rin, from Inuyasha!
*Rin runs out from behind curtain and goes to sit in between Saitou and Hiei*
Kaida: Our first contestant for Anime Idol will be....*looks at cue card* Oh god help us. The first contestant will be....Kuwabaka.
*Kuwabara runs out holding a microphone. Hiei almost falls out of his seat. Saitou promptly sticks ear plugs in his ear. Rin looks from Hiei to Saitou to Kuwabara innocently*
Kaida: So, Kuwabaka. What are you going to sing for our audience today.
Kuwabara: Im going to sing Beautiful by Christina Aguilera!
Kaida: O_o *twitch. Twitch*
Judges: O_0
Audience: O_0
Kuwabara what?!!?
Hiei: *cough gay cough*
Kuwabara: Watch it shrimp boy!
Kaida: Whatever! Just sing!! *plugs ears*
Kuwabara: I am beautiful no matter what they say
Words can't bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can't bring me down
So don't you bring me down today!!
Kaida: *unplugs ears* Is it over? Oh. Judges, what did
you
think of Kuwabaras uhh.......interesting....... performance?
Kuwabara: Hey! I wasn't done.
Kaida: Well, your done now. Judges?
Hiei: Awful. Horrible. The worst thing I have ever
heard.
Saitou: *cough gay cough*
Rin: *gives thumbs down sign* you suck. *sticks tongue
out at Kuwabara*
Kuwabara: Hey!! That's not fair!! Or nice.....
Kaida: Kuwabara, no one cares. But it will be the
viewers who
decide the winner of Anime Idol, so, regardless of Hiei,
Saitou, or Rins
opinion, you could still win. (god help us if you do)
Hiei: Wait. If we don't get to decide the winners,
then why the heck are we here?!
Kaida: I dunno. A publicity gimmick? Who cares, you
get to
make fun of complete idiots for free so why are you
complaining?
Kaida: Anyway, tune in tomorrow for our next two
contestants....*looks at cue card*.... Yukina and Sesshomaru!!
Authors Note: I don't own American Idol. I do own Anime
Idol. This
was MY IDEA. NO ONE STEAL IT.....Grrrrr... Oh yeah, I don't own
any of the songs either. And yes, the reviewers will be
deciding who wins
Anime Idol AT THE END. That means you can review now, but
don't
tell me who your voting for until I tell you to send in
that particular
review, ok? Ok. Get it? Got it? Good.