Snape was boring; it becuase no action for a long time. Dumbledore Online Dating proposed.
- Three days earlier -
such as "How the hell do you know about online dating, Dumbledore know, you do not even go on the internet."
Dumbledore chuckled, "Yes, but I guard that people living in Muggle communities, like YOU, Snape, use online dating a lot, of OK Cupid or Tindr, if you are desperate.."
"Well, I'm a bit despereate" Snape said sadly.
- present day -
"I do not know what Dumble says," whispered Snape, with convitction: "I am not familiar with online dating, because I'm not a desperate Muggles." Instead, he took out the phone book Wizard and went to E for Excorts. "Now I'm certainly a pretty lady to have some fun and an action, in this phonebook. Hopefully I do not have to pay too much."