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A/N: Okay so, I'm really excited about this story, it's really different but i hope you like it! Please review, tell me what you think(:
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"You know, Miroku, you're the worst partner ever!" Sango yelled as she cut down a few vines with her katanna. Miroku wandered behind her laughing, "Why, Sango, I have the map! You'd be lost without me!" Sango growled.
They continued to walk in the forest until the found the temple. Sango quickly turned around and told Miroku to be quiet. He handed her the black cloth and took his own, and they wrapped it around their heads. They were already wearing their ninja's outfits except for the head piece. Once they finished the snuck into the temple. It wasn't being guarded, which was odd.
"Sango, this way." Miroku pointed down a hallway and started to walk, Sango followed closely behind. The entered a giant room that was empty except for a podium that held a green gem. "That's it!" Miroku whispered and continued walking. He was quickly ambushed by the enemies. He began to fight them off, doing flips and kicks. He took the three men out and then turned around to Sango, smiling but, his expression quickly changed and he yelled, "Sango watch out!" but it was too late. Another man had come up behind Sango and knocked her out.
Miroku quickly flipped over to them and punched the guy right in the face. 'Jeez, Sango! What kind of ninja can't even sense another's presence…?' Miroku thought leaving Sango on the ground and walking over to the gem. He grabbed it and put it in his pocket. He pulled out his cell phone, "Inuyasha. We're ready. Fly overhead. Oh and Sango's knocked out." Miroku shut his phone and then picked up Sango and put her over his shoulder and started to walk out of the temple.
He got back to the outside, in the jungle, and saw the helicopter flying overhead. The ladder fell and he grabbed onto it. He started to climb and then yelled out, "Dammit Sango! You're so fat!" Sango groaned and pinched him. "Oh now you're awake!" Miroku yelled. "Oh shut the hell up, Miroku! You are so annoying!" Sango yelled as the entered the helicopter.
"Put me down!" "Not until I do this…" Miroku grinned mischievously and then squeezed Sango's ass, which was right next to his face. Sango screamed and then started to squirm. Miroku put her down and then she slapped him right on the face. "Dammit Miroku!" Sango yelled.
They both took off their ninja mask and grabbed the head phones and put them on. Sango went to the front of the helicopter and sat in the co-pilot seat. "Ah, nice to see you awake Sango." Inuyasha muttered keeping his eyes on the sky. Miroku came up behind Sango's chair and wrapped his arms around her.
"Miroku go away." Sango growled. "Babe, I only want to love on you." Miroku cooed, rubbed his head into her neck. "Miroku, I seriously hate you so much." Sango mumbled pushing him off of her. Miroku frowned, "If you hate me so much then why did you give me a blowjob last night?" Miroku smirked. Sango gasped and turned around to look at Miroku. Inuyasha busted out laughing, "So that's what was going on last night!"
"You're an idiot!" Sango yelled, got up, and started to push Miroku to the back of the helicopter. Once he was out of the control room she quickly went back in and closed the door and locked it. "Sango! Baby, I love you!" Miroku yelled pounded at the door. Inuyasha started to laugh again and Sango huffed.
Inuyasha began to talk into the radio to the headquarters informing them that they would be landing soon. Miroku, Inuyasha and Sango have been attending the secret ninja school since they were young, they were all orphans and a ninja master took them in. Now, they have graduated from their ninja school and were always on missions that the headquarters gave them. The school and headquarters were connected and they were both in a secret village in the mountains. The three of them were just one of many teams at the ninja headquarters but they were one of the best.
Inuyasha landed the helicopter on the roof of the HQ building. The three ninjas got off the vehicle and went down inside the building. They all walked into the head office, Miroku handed the gem over to the boss, Sesshomaru. He took it with grace and put it in a glass box. "What's the big shit with that gem anyways, Sesshomaru?" Inuyasha asked.
"This gem is very dangerous if in the wrong hands. Your next assignment will be to return the gem to the guardian that it belongs to. They must dispose of it the right way. Once that is down you will have completely your mission. You all leave tomorrow at dawn." Sesshomaru bowed and lead them out.
"We never get a break around here!" Inuyasha muttered as the three walked out of the HQ building. They walked to their living quarters which weren't very far. They all shared a space (like a dorm or apartment).
"Well, we are ninjas, what do you expect." Miroku muttered. Sango lagged behind the two, in deep thought. Miroku noticed this and turned around, "Sango, what's up?" Sango perked up and looked at Miroku, "Oh nothing! Just tired, that's all."
The group returned to their space and Inuyasha began to make the ramen, they ate almost every night. Miroku laid on the couch and watched TV and Sango went straight to the bathroom. She got out a pregnancy test she bought last week. She already tested one but she wanted to be sure so she got another for later, which was now. Sango waited.
"Oi Miroku, Here's your ramen." Inuyasha brought two cups of ramen to the living room area. He sat down on the ground and started to slurp his ramen while Miroku ate his slowly. Sango suddenly screamed from the bathroom.
"What's her problem…?" Inuyasha muttered. "She probably realized how messy her hair looks…" Miroku mumbled. Sango stomped out of the bathroom, "You idiot!" Miroku looked up at her and yelled, "What did I do?!" Sango threw a tiny, white, stick thingy at Miroku's face and then walked away into her room.
Miroku Picked up the stick and looked at it. He dropped his cup of ramen on the floor and stared at the stick in shock. "Oh shit!" Inuyasha tried to get a look at what Miroku saw but he couldn't see it. "What is it Miroku?"
"She's pregnant…"