Shaving and the Gayness Pledge
Xenohart (walks out of the shower room behind stage with a pink towel wrapped around his lower body with Riku standing right in front of him) : Ummmmmmmm….This is not what it looks like.
Riku: Pink? Yep, you're gay.
Xenohart: But, dude feel my legs, I just shaved them.
Riku: You shaved your legs? Definitely gay!
Xenohart: Dude, just feel them and I'll leave you alone.
Riku: You swear?
Xenohart (as he whispers to Riku) I swear on my gayness-ness-ness-ness-ness.
Riku: Ha! I knew it. You are gay.
Xenohart: Sshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Just do it already!
Riku: Okay fine. (Riku reaches out, like he was going to grab a piece of shit or something gross. He rubs his hand on Xenohart's leg) Dude! It's smooth!
Sora (Just happening to be walking by and witnesses this): Okay Riku, what the hell are you doing?
Riku: Dude, feel his legs they are silky-smooth!
Sora: Ahhhhhhhhhh! Run for your life! The gay is contagious! (Runs away)
Roxas (Walks up): Xenohart, why is Riku feeling your legs?
Riku: Dork! Fell his legs! They are smooth.
Roxas: What the fuck have you've been smok…..
Riku: Just do it asshole!
Roxas: Okay! Okay! I do it. (He reaches out and touches the legs.) Dude! They are smooth.
Sora: (Comes back the other way.) AHHHHHHHHHH! It's a gayness pledge. (Runs away again.)