Jack's Bride
The seas turned cold.
The sky went black.
And wenches, they broke down and cried.
The dogs, they yowled.
And time stood still.
For Jack Sparrow's taken a bride.
The dark tide ebbed,
Seagulls mewed low,
Has Captain Jack Sparrow no pride?
His whoring's done.
His freedom's gone,
For Jack Sparrow's taken a bride.
Who is this lass,
Who tamed the beast?
Who strolls down the street side by side?
Sloe eyes, wide smile,
No-nonsense walk
Yes, Jack Sparrow's taken a bride.
Quarterdeck King,
Number one man,
A pirate who cheated and lied.
There he was once,
But that's now done,
For Jack Sparrow's taken a bride.
It's "Honey, do this,"
"Don't dare do that!"
When ordered, he meekly complied.
Dinner at six,
"Please change your shirt!"
Poor Jack Sparrow's taken a bride.
His sword is rust
His swagger's gone.
He's dried up on the inside.
His daring do
Don't no more.
Poor Jack Sparrow's taken a bride.
So listen, lads.
Beware; take care.
Here's fact that can't be denied.
Love if you must,
But then sail off,
And don't ever take you a bride.