'Toaster Troubles'
Part one: Gypsies, Jackalopes, and Inu Yasha.
"Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha!!!" Holi bounced up and down on the couch as the opening theme song came on .
"Holi calm down. " Sasha rolled her eyes.
"Inu Yash-AAAAAA!!!" Holi squealed kicking her feet in the air. "Grrrrr.... That women." she curled up in a tight ball and growled. "I hate Kagomie!"
Sasha moved a bit further away from Holi. Inu Yasha was on, and it would be fatal to get in Holi's way now. "
"Holi sometimes you get to excited over this show." Sasha groaned.
"Your just mad that Sesshomaru's not on." Holi shoot a glare at Sasha.
"Oh, Sesshomaru, thou has stolen my heart. When shall I be united with my love!" Sasha said clasping both hands together, getting dreamy eyed.
"Ew! Sick!" Holi gaged.
"Like Inu Yasha is much better?" Sasha grabbed Holi by the collar of her black T-shirt.
Holi looked up at the taller, stronger, red haired girl in fear for a long moment. The stuck her nose in the air. Her nose ring shining in the light. Holi closed her eyes, grinned wildly and said. "Inu Yasha IS better, he has the Tetsiga."
"Only because that little wench Kagomie !!!" Sasha snarled and let Holi go.
"Hey, look Kagomi's getting kidnaped by some demon!" Holi pointed at the T.V. in glee.
"Huh? What? Where? YES! DIE!" Sasha smiled malevolently and slammed her hands on the wooden coffee table. She giggled in her own evil blood thirsty way.
Holi bounced in her usual over excited way. She jumped to her toes, preparing to pounce. With a few wiggles of her rear end, and a leap. She was crouched down on top of the sturdy wooden coffee table. She let out another high pitched squeal, and slammed her fists on the wood.
"Lets celebrate." she giggled.
"Celebrate? Holi what are you talking about." Sasha cocked and eyebrow.
Holi reached under the table and pulled out a toaster. "We're celebrating Kagomie's impending doom with toast." She said pulling out a loaf of sourdough bread.
"Toast?" Sasha watched Holi, oddly. "Odd time for toast but O.K." Sasha leaped up on the table with Holi and watched as she dropped the first two pieces of bread in
Holi pushed down the button. The two girls watching in amazement as the coils heated up and began to toast the bread.
One minute passed, sound effects and voices streamed from the T.V. speakers, but no toast had come up.
Five minutes passed, both girls still staring intently, waiting for their toast.
Ten minutes passed....
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY TOAST!?!?!?!" Holi yelled, giving the toaster a good punch. Her hand suddenly throbbed in pain from touching the scolding hot toaster.
Sasha growled and looked from the toaster to Holi. "Where did you get this hunk of junk anyways?" She asked, sick of waiting for her toast.
"I got it from a band of gypsies." Holi said, between huffing and puffing on her burnt hand.
"Gypsies? You got a toaster from a band of gypsies?" Sasha again raised an eyebrow, questioningly
"I couldn't resist. Their suck good salesmen, with their colorful scarfs, bells, tarot cards, and goats. Anyways it was this of a Jackalopes," Holi cringed slightly. "er.... jackalopes."
"Maybe it needs a good smack, Holi." Sasha poked at the toaster, fearing it might burn her too.
"I ALREADY HIT IT ONCE!!!!" Holi yelled. She took a few moments to blow on her hot hand.
"I know..." Holi reached under the coffee table and pulled out a metal fork. She leaned over the toaster prepared to poke at the toasted bread which lay in the toaster. The metal fork drew closer, inch by inch, centimeter by centimeter, nearing the bread, the toaster, and the read hot coils. And then....
"Holi, do you think that's a good idea?" Sasha interrupted.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Holi said jamming the fork into the toaster. The lights began to flicker as electricity serged through Holi and the toaster. Holi's body began to shake uncontrollable, and the toaster began to glow different colors.
"Holi." Sasha squeaked and watched in horror. Sasha grabbed the toaster in a desperate attempt to save her friend. Electricity began to serge through Sasha too. Both girls shock with electric convolutions and smoke began to bellow from the toaster. With a final explosion of light and smoke both girls were thrown toward the T.V. They smashed into the T.V. causing another small explosion and smoke to come streaming out of the shattered T.V. screen.
The two girls lay propped against the wall and broken remnants of the T.V. They twitched slightly and let out small groans of pain, smoke rose from the smoldering skin on their hands. A small 'PUFT' sound came from the toaster and the T.V. as clouds of smoke began to form over both machines.
....and all went dark.
* * *
The light of the bright sun disrupted Holi's peaceful, pain educed slumber. She groaned lightly and rolled over, trying to find away to shield her eyes and go back to sleep. The sound of the morning flooded her ears, and with each bright moment she grew more and more awake. The sound of other people chewed away at the part of her that was still asleep. She could hear Sasha groan and shift next to her.
"Hey Sasha, could your turn off the T.V. we left it on last night?" Holi moaned drowsily barring her face in her arms.
"Turn if off yourself!" Sasha groaned angrily and rolled away from Holi.
Holi tried her best to ignore the voices from the back ground. She tried to concentrate on the nice cool grass she was laying one. The nice cool grass she was laying on. She repeated it as she drifted back to sleep. The nice cool grass she was laying in.
THE NICE COOL GRASS SHE WAS LAYING IN!?!?!?!?!?!
Holi sprung up suddenly. She looked around to find it was true. She was laying in grass in a clearing, near a path in a forest. A few feet away Sasha lay sleeping peacefully in the grass. A little boy suddenly jumped in to Holi's view and sat down in front of her. His brown hair and fluffy fox tail look awfully familiar.
"Hi!" The little fox boy smiled and waved in excitement.
Holi eyes widened as it dawned on her. She scrambled to Sasha's side, and grabbed her by the back of the head, jerking it up violently. "Sasha... do you see what I see? Is that Shippo?" Holi whispered in the half asleep Sasha's ear.
Sasha opened her eyes partly and groaned, "Yes, Holi it is Shippo."
Holi dropped Sasha's head, letting it hit the ground with a bull 'THUD'. Holi began to kick her feet wildly and squeal. She jumped to her fee, and stood directly over Sasha.
"WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" Holi rolled her red haired friend over and began to shake her violently.
"GET UP! GET UP! WAKIE WAKIE, EGGS AND BACIE!!!" she yelled in Sasha's face.
"I'm.....Aaaaa.... wake."Sasha growled between shakes.
Holi let go of Sasha and dropped to her knees next to her.
"Looook!" She pointed to the little fox boy. "Shippo." Holi squeaked.
Sasha's eyes grew wide as she realized the little fox boy in front of her was real and not a figment of her imagination or one of her diluted friends imagination. Sasha scrambled to the fox boy and scooped him up into her arms.
"Shippo, Shippo, Shippo, Shippo." She chanted smothering him with hugs.
"Uh... Hello!" the little fox boy said nervously. He managed to wiggle his way out of Sasha's arms and took a few nervous steps back trying to put some distance between him and the two crazed girls.
"My name is Shippo! Who are you two? And where's Kagomie and Sango?" Shippo said, looking cute as cute can be.
"IT TALKS!" Holi squealed and threw herself back on to the grass, kicking her feet in the air.
Sasha calmed herself and brushed her hand back through her red hair. "Well, my name is Sasha, and my giggling associate is named Holi. If you give her a moment she'll shut up." Sasha said calmly.
Holi calmed down significantly and shot up to sit cross legged. "I'm Holi." She introduced herself even though Sasha had introduced her already.
"What did you guys do with Kagomie and Sango?" Shippo asked, looking around them for any sign of his lost friend.
"I ATE HER!" Holi growled playfully. She leaned forward grinning evilly.
"You ATE Kagomie!!" Shippo jumped back in surprise.
"No, she didn't. We don't know where Kagomie is." Sasha corrected Holi.
"Well, I wish I had eaten her." Holi muttered quietly so no one could hear her.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on!" Holi jumped to her feet. "O.K. if Kagomie and Sango are not here, and I am here, and Sasha you're here..." Holi passed around processing her thoughts. "... And Shippo's here. Then... then.. Hold on... I can get it!"
"Lets hope your head doesn't explode." Sasha muttered under her breath.
"Do you think HE is here?" Holi jumped up and won excitedly. She turned about looking for someone. And she saw him.
His dog ears poked out form the organized mess of silver hair on his head. A soft sigh escaped Holi as she stared at him for a long moment. "Inu Yasha." She sighed again. A sudden burst of energy shot through her. She move into a full on run. But before she could move her feet were jerked out from under her and she went crashing to the ground. Sasha let go of Holi's ankles and got to her feet slowly.
"That's for waking me up." Sasha growled.
Holi slowly got to her feet rubbing the large red mark on her forehead. "You will pay for that." she snarled. A tense moment passed between the two girls.
"Come on, you two." Shippo said as she began to lead them toward the young man whom Holi had been staring at, and another young man. Of course, Sasha and Holi, seeing no reason not to, followed.
The approached the two men, to find them arguing abut something or other.
"But where's Kagomie!" The silver haired boy yelled.
"I don't know you moron!!!" The other yelled back.
They both stood for along moment staring each other down, when they finally they noticed they had company.
"Uh... Inu Yasha, Miroku our guests are awake." Shippo tugged on the silver haired boys red pant leg.
"Don't do that, pipsqueak." Inu Yasha growled down at Shippo giving him a little shove with his foot.
"Hey Inu Yasha don't kick me." Shippo growled back.
"I didn't kick you." Inu Yasha yelled.
Sasha glared at Inu Yasha for a long moment. "You shouldn't kick such a poor defenseless cutie pie." Sasha said as she bent over to pick up Shippo.
"Who are you? And where's Kagomie?" Inu Yasha growled.
"I don't know. I suppose she is back in our wold in Holi's living room." Sasha pondered aloud.
"Well girl, you better find a way to bring her back." Inu Yasha said threateningly.
"My name is Sasha, and I don't know how to bring her back." Sasha said in an even more threatening tone.
The other young man, who through process of elimination must be Miroku, stepped between Inu Yasha And Sasha as to keep them from fighting. "O.K. Now settle down. Kagomie and Sango have been replaced by two lovely young ladies. There is really nothing wrong with that." Miroku said calmly, looking Sasha over as he spoke.
Sasha and Inu Yasha, snarled both glaring at each other ready to attack. "CAN IT MIROKU!!!" they both shouted.
Miroku stepped back and let them have their space.
Sasha took a step back, and chuckled to herself." Your not worth my time, and anyways we shouldn't fighting over petty things. Through some twist of fate. Me and Holi are in this world and Kagomie and Sango are gone." Sasha turned her back on Inu Yasha and looked for her friends.
Holi stood in complete silence (which was enough to worry Sasha) staring off into space. Not a muscle moved when Sasha waved her hand in front of Holi's face.
"There seems to be something wrong with your friend." Miroku said watching Sasha's attempts to bring Holi back.
"What's with her?" Inu Yasha walked to Holi and snapped his fingers in her face.
A grin came to Sasha's face. She slyly said. "Its you, see Holi thinks you're a total studmuffin and has gone into shock at seeing you."
"Studmuffin?" Inu Yasha raised an eyebrow.
"Inu Yasha a studmuffin?" Shippo asked in total disbelief.
Sasha set Shippo down and walked around Holi a few times. "There's only one way to get her out of this stat."
Sasha stopped in front of Holi and took a deep breath. " HEY SHORT STUFF SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" Sasha yelled in Holi's face.
Instantly Holi snapped back to reality. An scowl came to Holi's face. "DON'T CALL ME SHORT!!!" Holi yelled back at Sasha.
"See, she's fine." Sasha smiled, and turned away from Holi, happy with her work.
Holi growled and glared at Sasha.
Sasha glanced at Holi, and caught her glaring. "Don't look at me like that."
"O.K." Holi pouted and lowered her head.
"Hmmm.... now its time to deal with the problem of , where Kagomie and Sango diapered to" Miroku mused allowed. He looked the two girls over but stopped when he got to Sasha's, letting his eyes settle on her breasts.
With out warning Sasha reached out. Slapping Miroku up side the head. "Those aren't for you to be staring at."
Miroku rubbed his head where Sasha had hit him and glanced to the other three. Who had bust into laughter. Miroku gathered himself quickly.
"Well if me and Holi are here then maybe...."
* * *
"Who the hell are you two?" Holi's mom stood in the middle of the living room over Kagomie and Sango.
"Where am I?" Kagomie moaned felling her whole body ache.
Sango sat up, all of her long black hair standing on end as if she'd been electrocuted. She looked around the living room seeing the busted up smoking television and the large black stain that covered the wall and floor around the T.V. Sango looked up at the large women standing over, her and Kagomie.
"What the hell did you do to my living room?" Holi's mom stared down at the fuzzy haired Sango.
"Where is my daughter and her friend?"
Part one: Gypsies, Jackalopes, and Inu Yasha.
"Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha!!!" Holi bounced up and down on the couch as the opening theme song came on .
"Holi calm down. " Sasha rolled her eyes.
"Inu Yash-AAAAAA!!!" Holi squealed kicking her feet in the air. "Grrrrr.... That women." she curled up in a tight ball and growled. "I hate Kagomie!"
Sasha moved a bit further away from Holi. Inu Yasha was on, and it would be fatal to get in Holi's way now. "
"Holi sometimes you get to excited over this show." Sasha groaned.
"Your just mad that Sesshomaru's not on." Holi shoot a glare at Sasha.
"Oh, Sesshomaru, thou has stolen my heart. When shall I be united with my love!" Sasha said clasping both hands together, getting dreamy eyed.
"Ew! Sick!" Holi gaged.
"Like Inu Yasha is much better?" Sasha grabbed Holi by the collar of her black T-shirt.
Holi looked up at the taller, stronger, red haired girl in fear for a long moment. The stuck her nose in the air. Her nose ring shining in the light. Holi closed her eyes, grinned wildly and said. "Inu Yasha IS better, he has the Tetsiga."
"Only because that little wench Kagomie !!!" Sasha snarled and let Holi go.
"Hey, look Kagomi's getting kidnaped by some demon!" Holi pointed at the T.V. in glee.
"Huh? What? Where? YES! DIE!" Sasha smiled malevolently and slammed her hands on the wooden coffee table. She giggled in her own evil blood thirsty way.
Holi bounced in her usual over excited way. She jumped to her toes, preparing to pounce. With a few wiggles of her rear end, and a leap. She was crouched down on top of the sturdy wooden coffee table. She let out another high pitched squeal, and slammed her fists on the wood.
"Lets celebrate." she giggled.
"Celebrate? Holi what are you talking about." Sasha cocked and eyebrow.
Holi reached under the table and pulled out a toaster. "We're celebrating Kagomie's impending doom with toast." She said pulling out a loaf of sourdough bread.
"Toast?" Sasha watched Holi, oddly. "Odd time for toast but O.K." Sasha leaped up on the table with Holi and watched as she dropped the first two pieces of bread in
Holi pushed down the button. The two girls watching in amazement as the coils heated up and began to toast the bread.
One minute passed, sound effects and voices streamed from the T.V. speakers, but no toast had come up.
Five minutes passed, both girls still staring intently, waiting for their toast.
Ten minutes passed....
"WHERE THE HELL IS MY TOAST!?!?!?!" Holi yelled, giving the toaster a good punch. Her hand suddenly throbbed in pain from touching the scolding hot toaster.
Sasha growled and looked from the toaster to Holi. "Where did you get this hunk of junk anyways?" She asked, sick of waiting for her toast.
"I got it from a band of gypsies." Holi said, between huffing and puffing on her burnt hand.
"Gypsies? You got a toaster from a band of gypsies?" Sasha again raised an eyebrow, questioningly
"I couldn't resist. Their suck good salesmen, with their colorful scarfs, bells, tarot cards, and goats. Anyways it was this of a Jackalopes," Holi cringed slightly. "er.... jackalopes."
"Maybe it needs a good smack, Holi." Sasha poked at the toaster, fearing it might burn her too.
"I ALREADY HIT IT ONCE!!!!" Holi yelled. She took a few moments to blow on her hot hand.
"I know..." Holi reached under the coffee table and pulled out a metal fork. She leaned over the toaster prepared to poke at the toasted bread which lay in the toaster. The metal fork drew closer, inch by inch, centimeter by centimeter, nearing the bread, the toaster, and the read hot coils. And then....
"Holi, do you think that's a good idea?" Sasha interrupted.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Holi said jamming the fork into the toaster. The lights began to flicker as electricity serged through Holi and the toaster. Holi's body began to shake uncontrollable, and the toaster began to glow different colors.
"Holi." Sasha squeaked and watched in horror. Sasha grabbed the toaster in a desperate attempt to save her friend. Electricity began to serge through Sasha too. Both girls shock with electric convolutions and smoke began to bellow from the toaster. With a final explosion of light and smoke both girls were thrown toward the T.V. They smashed into the T.V. causing another small explosion and smoke to come streaming out of the shattered T.V. screen.
The two girls lay propped against the wall and broken remnants of the T.V. They twitched slightly and let out small groans of pain, smoke rose from the smoldering skin on their hands. A small 'PUFT' sound came from the toaster and the T.V. as clouds of smoke began to form over both machines.
....and all went dark.
* * *
The light of the bright sun disrupted Holi's peaceful, pain educed slumber. She groaned lightly and rolled over, trying to find away to shield her eyes and go back to sleep. The sound of the morning flooded her ears, and with each bright moment she grew more and more awake. The sound of other people chewed away at the part of her that was still asleep. She could hear Sasha groan and shift next to her.
"Hey Sasha, could your turn off the T.V. we left it on last night?" Holi moaned drowsily barring her face in her arms.
"Turn if off yourself!" Sasha groaned angrily and rolled away from Holi.
Holi tried her best to ignore the voices from the back ground. She tried to concentrate on the nice cool grass she was laying one. The nice cool grass she was laying on. She repeated it as she drifted back to sleep. The nice cool grass she was laying in.
THE NICE COOL GRASS SHE WAS LAYING IN!?!?!?!?!?!
Holi sprung up suddenly. She looked around to find it was true. She was laying in grass in a clearing, near a path in a forest. A few feet away Sasha lay sleeping peacefully in the grass. A little boy suddenly jumped in to Holi's view and sat down in front of her. His brown hair and fluffy fox tail look awfully familiar.
"Hi!" The little fox boy smiled and waved in excitement.
Holi eyes widened as it dawned on her. She scrambled to Sasha's side, and grabbed her by the back of the head, jerking it up violently. "Sasha... do you see what I see? Is that Shippo?" Holi whispered in the half asleep Sasha's ear.
Sasha opened her eyes partly and groaned, "Yes, Holi it is Shippo."
Holi dropped Sasha's head, letting it hit the ground with a bull 'THUD'. Holi began to kick her feet wildly and squeal. She jumped to her fee, and stood directly over Sasha.
"WAKE UP! WAKE UP!" Holi rolled her red haired friend over and began to shake her violently.
"GET UP! GET UP! WAKIE WAKIE, EGGS AND BACIE!!!" she yelled in Sasha's face.
"I'm.....Aaaaa.... wake."Sasha growled between shakes.
Holi let go of Sasha and dropped to her knees next to her.
"Looook!" She pointed to the little fox boy. "Shippo." Holi squeaked.
Sasha's eyes grew wide as she realized the little fox boy in front of her was real and not a figment of her imagination or one of her diluted friends imagination. Sasha scrambled to the fox boy and scooped him up into her arms.
"Shippo, Shippo, Shippo, Shippo." She chanted smothering him with hugs.
"Uh... Hello!" the little fox boy said nervously. He managed to wiggle his way out of Sasha's arms and took a few nervous steps back trying to put some distance between him and the two crazed girls.
"My name is Shippo! Who are you two? And where's Kagomie and Sango?" Shippo said, looking cute as cute can be.
"IT TALKS!" Holi squealed and threw herself back on to the grass, kicking her feet in the air.
Sasha calmed herself and brushed her hand back through her red hair. "Well, my name is Sasha, and my giggling associate is named Holi. If you give her a moment she'll shut up." Sasha said calmly.
Holi calmed down significantly and shot up to sit cross legged. "I'm Holi." She introduced herself even though Sasha had introduced her already.
"What did you guys do with Kagomie and Sango?" Shippo asked, looking around them for any sign of his lost friend.
"I ATE HER!" Holi growled playfully. She leaned forward grinning evilly.
"You ATE Kagomie!!" Shippo jumped back in surprise.
"No, she didn't. We don't know where Kagomie is." Sasha corrected Holi.
"Well, I wish I had eaten her." Holi muttered quietly so no one could hear her.
"Hold on, hold on, hold on!" Holi jumped to her feet. "O.K. if Kagomie and Sango are not here, and I am here, and Sasha you're here..." Holi passed around processing her thoughts. "... And Shippo's here. Then... then.. Hold on... I can get it!"
"Lets hope your head doesn't explode." Sasha muttered under her breath.
"Do you think HE is here?" Holi jumped up and won excitedly. She turned about looking for someone. And she saw him.
His dog ears poked out form the organized mess of silver hair on his head. A soft sigh escaped Holi as she stared at him for a long moment. "Inu Yasha." She sighed again. A sudden burst of energy shot through her. She move into a full on run. But before she could move her feet were jerked out from under her and she went crashing to the ground. Sasha let go of Holi's ankles and got to her feet slowly.
"That's for waking me up." Sasha growled.
Holi slowly got to her feet rubbing the large red mark on her forehead. "You will pay for that." she snarled. A tense moment passed between the two girls.
"Come on, you two." Shippo said as she began to lead them toward the young man whom Holi had been staring at, and another young man. Of course, Sasha and Holi, seeing no reason not to, followed.
The approached the two men, to find them arguing abut something or other.
"But where's Kagomie!" The silver haired boy yelled.
"I don't know you moron!!!" The other yelled back.
They both stood for along moment staring each other down, when they finally they noticed they had company.
"Uh... Inu Yasha, Miroku our guests are awake." Shippo tugged on the silver haired boys red pant leg.
"Don't do that, pipsqueak." Inu Yasha growled down at Shippo giving him a little shove with his foot.
"Hey Inu Yasha don't kick me." Shippo growled back.
"I didn't kick you." Inu Yasha yelled.
Sasha glared at Inu Yasha for a long moment. "You shouldn't kick such a poor defenseless cutie pie." Sasha said as she bent over to pick up Shippo.
"Who are you? And where's Kagomie?" Inu Yasha growled.
"I don't know. I suppose she is back in our wold in Holi's living room." Sasha pondered aloud.
"Well girl, you better find a way to bring her back." Inu Yasha said threateningly.
"My name is Sasha, and I don't know how to bring her back." Sasha said in an even more threatening tone.
The other young man, who through process of elimination must be Miroku, stepped between Inu Yasha And Sasha as to keep them from fighting. "O.K. Now settle down. Kagomie and Sango have been replaced by two lovely young ladies. There is really nothing wrong with that." Miroku said calmly, looking Sasha over as he spoke.
Sasha and Inu Yasha, snarled both glaring at each other ready to attack. "CAN IT MIROKU!!!" they both shouted.
Miroku stepped back and let them have their space.
Sasha took a step back, and chuckled to herself." Your not worth my time, and anyways we shouldn't fighting over petty things. Through some twist of fate. Me and Holi are in this world and Kagomie and Sango are gone." Sasha turned her back on Inu Yasha and looked for her friends.
Holi stood in complete silence (which was enough to worry Sasha) staring off into space. Not a muscle moved when Sasha waved her hand in front of Holi's face.
"There seems to be something wrong with your friend." Miroku said watching Sasha's attempts to bring Holi back.
"What's with her?" Inu Yasha walked to Holi and snapped his fingers in her face.
A grin came to Sasha's face. She slyly said. "Its you, see Holi thinks you're a total studmuffin and has gone into shock at seeing you."
"Studmuffin?" Inu Yasha raised an eyebrow.
"Inu Yasha a studmuffin?" Shippo asked in total disbelief.
Sasha set Shippo down and walked around Holi a few times. "There's only one way to get her out of this stat."
Sasha stopped in front of Holi and took a deep breath. " HEY SHORT STUFF SNAP OUT OF IT!!!" Sasha yelled in Holi's face.
Instantly Holi snapped back to reality. An scowl came to Holi's face. "DON'T CALL ME SHORT!!!" Holi yelled back at Sasha.
"See, she's fine." Sasha smiled, and turned away from Holi, happy with her work.
Holi growled and glared at Sasha.
Sasha glanced at Holi, and caught her glaring. "Don't look at me like that."
"O.K." Holi pouted and lowered her head.
"Hmmm.... now its time to deal with the problem of , where Kagomie and Sango diapered to" Miroku mused allowed. He looked the two girls over but stopped when he got to Sasha's, letting his eyes settle on her breasts.
With out warning Sasha reached out. Slapping Miroku up side the head. "Those aren't for you to be staring at."
Miroku rubbed his head where Sasha had hit him and glanced to the other three. Who had bust into laughter. Miroku gathered himself quickly.
"Well if me and Holi are here then maybe...."
* * *
"Who the hell are you two?" Holi's mom stood in the middle of the living room over Kagomie and Sango.
"Where am I?" Kagomie moaned felling her whole body ache.
Sango sat up, all of her long black hair standing on end as if she'd been electrocuted. She looked around the living room seeing the busted up smoking television and the large black stain that covered the wall and floor around the T.V. Sango looked up at the large women standing over, her and Kagomie.
"What the hell did you do to my living room?" Holi's mom stared down at the fuzzy haired Sango.
"Where is my daughter and her friend?"